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  • Alien
    2 minutes 48 seconds
    Added: May 9, 2008

Critic Review - Chicago Reader

An empty-headed horror movie with nothing to recommend it beyond the disco-inspired art direction and some handsome, if gimmicky, cinematography.

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Dan M.

Dan McClelland

how about I reconmend my foot up your *** for being a ****ing retarded moron

Feb 4 - 09:02 AM

Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens

Disco-inspired? This guy is obviously a ****ing moron. And to the "Lion King", **** yourself you piece of ****. Are you Dave using another account? You're a pathetic individual. I hope you get hit by an AIDS truck.

Feb 7 - 10:12 AM

xMrGrimmx

Jesse Hornick

and you look like a woman, you f@ggot KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 8 - 10:13 PM

Joshua D.

Joshua Doyle

You fail as much as you look like a woman.

Feb 19 - 04:08 PM

HAL

John Bleh

OMG HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE??

Feb 21 - 07:06 AM

Citizen Insane

peter van wieren

It probably scared him to much. Lmao.

Mar 7 - 07:28 AM

Andrew W.

Andrew Wilday

Only you could find something negative to say about such an awesome movie.

Mar 24 - 10:34 AM

Andrew W.

Andrew Wilday

This idiot even gave The Empire Strikes Back a negative review. Does that tell you anything?

Mar 24 - 10:38 AM

Stefan R.

Stefan Enreal

I'm sorry Dave.
(shunned)

May 8 - 01:44 AM

E-Hook

Erik H

Dave, Dave, Dave, you are so far off the mark on this one. Calling one of the most intelligent horror films ever made "empty-headed" presents a substantial error in judgment.

Jul 5 - 05:20 PM

Max the Movie Kid

Max Chittock

Fire this critic. Please.

Jul 7 - 06:29 AM

butterz

butterz bunnies

moron

Sep 2 - 02:32 AM

JC Martel

JC Martel

You look like a dyke.

Sep 12 - 03:47 PM

Superzone

Link O'Fett

Is this reviewer even a guy?

Oct 24 - 09:14 PM

Richard H.

Richard Han

1. This movie is a classic.
2. You look like a girl.
3. Disco inspired...WTF?
4. You're a noob.

Nov 12 - 09:29 PM

Allen h.

Allen hewit

"empty-headed"...???...uhhh...are you sure you watched the right movie?

Dec 6 - 07:52 PM

Dan J.

Dan Johnson

What a horrible review

Dec 9 - 08:38 PM

Schism

William Grates

Dave Kehr is just pissy because of the hormones the docs are pumping into him for his sexual reassignment surgery.

Dec 29 - 07:50 PM

FieserTyp

Florian Hens

Everybody's entiteled to his own opinion. But look at how many movies rated higher than 90% he gave a rotten! Can't blame someone for getting the impression, that Dave just wants to be different, even if that means to write such ridiculous reviews. Can't take him seriously, most people don't.

Dec 31 - 07:16 AM

Brian F.

Brian Ferrill

this is the dumbest ****ing review ever if you dont like the movie thats your own dumbass gaytarded problem but dont call one of the best horror films of all time empty headed you sound like little 8 year old ***** (and you like one too)

Jan 8 - 10:31 PM

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