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All The Queen's Men Reviews

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Dennis Harvey
Variety
September 9, 2009
Not bad enough to qualify as a memorable dud, multinational production nonetheless misses mark on every level.
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena
May 9, 2006
Um filme que Joey, personagem de LeBlanc em Friends, certamente poderia ter protagonizado.
| Original Score: 1/5
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs
September 27, 2003
Weak in parts, but should please Eddie Izzard fans.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
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Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
November 1, 2002
The comedy is nonexistent.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Marshall Fine
Journal News (Westchester, NY)
October 26, 2002
There is more than one joke about putting the toilet seat down. And that should tell you everything you need to know about All the Queen's Men.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
David Noh
Film Journal International
October 26, 2002
Ruzowitzky has taken this mothball-y stuff and made a rather sturdy, old-fashioned entertainment out of it.
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Moira MacDonald
Seattle Times
October 25, 2002
It all feels like a Monty Python sketch gone horribly wrong.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Edward Guthmann
San Francisco Chronicle
October 25, 2002
What we have here isn't a disaster, exactly, but a very handsomely produced let-down.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
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Lou Lumenick
New York Post
October 25, 2002
Not only does LeBlanc make one spectacularly ugly-looking broad, but he appears miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes.
| Original Score: 1/4
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News
October 25, 2002
Fails to satisfactorily exploit its gender politics, genre thrills or inherent humor.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

E! Online
October 25, 2002
This ostensibly comedic film contains absolutely no funny moments whatsoever and is basically a war flick that fails to provide any sense of urgency, suspense or concern for the good guys' well-being.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
October 25, 2002
I can imagine this movie as a b&w British comedy, circa 1960, with Peter Sellers, Kenneth Williams, et al., but at this time, with this cast, this movie is hopeless.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Janice Page
Boston Globe
October 25, 2002
There are cheesy backdrops, ridiculous action sequences, and many tired jokes about men in heels.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
October 25, 2002
A horrible, 99-minute stink bomb.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
October 25, 2002
Maybe LeBlanc thought, "Hey, the movie about the baseball-playing monkey was worse."
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Sean Axmaker
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
October 24, 2002
Afraid to pitch into farce, yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics, All the Queen's Men is finally just one long drag.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide
October 24, 2002
The pacing is often way off and there are too many bona fide groaners among too few laughs.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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Gene Seymour
Newsday
October 24, 2002
Let's hope -- shall we? -- that the 'true story' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly "inspired" was a lot funnier and more deftly enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
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Elvis Mitchell
New York Times
October 24, 2002
Jaw-droppingly superficial, straining to get by on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Pam Grady
Reel.com
October 24, 2002
A lame comedy.
| Original Score: 2/4
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