A dinner of week-old turkey legs and stale mead would be more fun than this Ren Faire-set rom-com disaster.
Cheeky and underwhelming, quickly to be filed under 'forgettable films.'
| Original Score: 3/10
A prime contender for 2011's biggest cinematic embarrassment.
Avoid this one like the pox.
| Original Score: 0/5
Peaks with its animated opening credits.
| Original Score: 0/4
Finding a fresh setting for a comedy is difficult, but a Renaissance fair is too broad a target.
| Original Score: 1/5
Only Ann-Margret, as the fair's reigning queen, retains her dignity.
| Original Score: 2/5
Marshall does manage a breezy, good-natured tone toward this oft-mocked cultural phenomenon that allows for eye-rolling and smiling in equal measure.
| Original Score: 3/5
"Faire" is as predictable as boils on a plague victim, and its romantic complications are generic, but the script is amusing and, zounds, it's nice to see Ann-Margret in the supporting role of a RenFest monarch.
| Original Score: 2/4
If you don't like the word 'penis' but crack up at the use of 'wang,' 'ding dong,' 'wenis' and 'wiener,' this is your movie.
We've seen this kind of thing before; it was old when Bill Murray did it in Meatballs.
Give it points on setting and a couple of the performances, but the joke-starved "All's Faire in Love" only rarely rises to the level of fair to middling.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
Some name talent probably won't be putting Scott Marshall's 2009 stinker on their résumés.
| Original Score: 1/4
A TV movie-grade romantic farce that's practically medieval in its cornball conventionality.
| Original Score: .5/4