Since I am in the Philippines, why not rewatch that classic movie from the 80s that my dad took me to as a kid, mostly because it was a ninja movie, but it was my first real stories from my dad about his home country. And the beginning of total suspension of reality about martial arts and ninjas (that and G.I.Joe).
This movie is really hokey and plastic and generically cool about the pastiche of silly action anecdotes it has in it. It's B-movie glory and proud of it, only as old Cannon movies can be. Below mindless entertainment, which actually means you should think and pick apart the crap it serves up so it can be laughed at when the action isn't on screen. I admit, it is fun. Though I never figured out where the final house on the hill was in the Philippines.