American Reunion Quotes

The top American Reunion quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

• 1. MILF Guy #1: MILF!
  – Submitted by Alejandro V (8 months ago)
• 1. Kevin: You don't mess with the class of 1999 bitch!
  – Submitted by Robby W (9 months ago)
• 1. Dr. Ron: You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got.
  2. Steve Stifler: [hits Ron] I don't own a goddamn penny.
  – Submitted by Santiago S (10 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Your Dad is so much cooler than you!
  – Submitted by Evan T (11 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Stifler Clause is here!
  – Submitted by Toby C (12 months ago)
• 1. Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
  – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
• 1. Stiffler's Mom: I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
• 1. Michelle: Get off my husband you little piece of shit!
  – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
• 1. Jim's Dad: Oh shit, the fuz!
  – Submitted by Jessie S (12 months ago)
• 1. AJ: Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever.
  2. Steve Stifler: I'm going to fucking kill you.
  – Submitted by Josh E (13 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Find your nuts and return them to your sack.
  – Submitted by Luke W (13 months ago)
• 1. Oz: You completely destroyed their jetskis!
  2. Steve Stifler: They splashed us. So...
  – Submitted by Luke W (13 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Last time I did this cell phones didn't exist.
  – Submitted by Chaz B (13 months ago)
• 1. Jim's Dad: Why is it called Vag? Is it only half a vagina?
  – Submitted by Emma G (13 months ago)
• 1. Jim's Dad: Back in the day we called it a beaver... and I snagged a pelt or two!
  – Submitted by Pam M (13 months ago)
• 1. MILF Guy #1: MILF!
  2. MILF Guy #2: MILF!
  3. MILF Guy #1: MILF!
  4. MILF Guy #2: MILF!
  5. MILF Guy #1: MILF!
  – Submitted by Jared S (13 months ago)
• 1. Jim's Dad: Well-placed Thumb.
  – Submitted by Robert T (13 months ago)
• 1. Selena: Jim that pan lid is see clear.
  – Submitted by Mark S (13 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: I ain't worth jack shit!
  – Submitted by Ryan H (13 months ago)
• 1. Jim's Dad: Its the fuzz!!
  – Submitted by Jr. L (13 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Be her Daddy!
  – Submitted by Ryan P (13 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Vagina shark!
  – Submitted by Brandon S (13 months ago)
• 1. Finch: Don't hurt my friends!
  – Submitted by Caspar G (13 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
  – Submitted by Sean L (18 months ago)
• 1. Steve Stifler: Let's make this reunion our bitch!
  – Submitted by Viral S (18 months ago)