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Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid Reviews

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Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
September 1, 2004
It took four screenwriters to cobble this together. That's reasonable. With the death of Ed Wood, it's not possible for any one person to come up with anything this screwy.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Chuck O'Leary
Fantastica Daily
September 1, 2004
...easily the best mainstream release of the summer... an example of first-rate B moviemaking.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
Jonathan R. Perry
Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)
September 1, 2004
I never thought a film about giant snakes that eat people could be this atrociously dull.
| Original Score: 1/4
Pete Vonder Haar
Film Threat
August 31, 2004
At best, it will come as a pleasant surprise to those going in with the lowest of preconceptions. At worst, it offers audiences a chance to get out of the August heat for 90 minutes.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat
August 31, 2004
When the snakes do attack, there's not much originality or surprise to their methods. No one gets spun up and down like a yo-yo, or puked back up.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
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Ben Kenigsberg
Village Voice
August 31, 2004
Clearly a bottom-feeder.
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
August 30, 2004
More snakes does not a better movie make.
Full Review| Original Score: 1.5/4
Mark Palermo
Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
August 30, 2004
Due to the film, one has peace of mind in learning that if a companion is swallowed by an anaconda, its digestive process takes so long that it won't eat you too soon.
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Kevin A. Ranson
MovieCrypt.com
August 30, 2004
If you just want to see giant snakes eating people who talk too much and need to die because of sheer stupidity, this movie is for you.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4.0
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Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
August 30, 2004
This movie looks like it was no fun to make. It certainly was no fun to watch.
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews
August 30, 2004
It's a dumb pic, but it does what these type of escapist summer films are supposed to do--provide some silly thrills.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Jackie K. Cooper
jackiekcooper.com
August 30, 2004
The big snake is back and he's brought along some friends.
Full Review| Original Score: 6/10
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
August 30, 2004
This movie features a scene of a snake chasing a monkey, which is more than I dared hope for.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Vince Koehler
Entertainment Spectrum
August 29, 2004
Dwight Little directs this exciting film that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4

E! Online
August 28, 2004
There's some guilty popcorn pleasure to be had from watching beautiful people get digested down into the belly of the beast, but don't expect anything fresh or inventive here.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Daniel Eagan
Film Journal International
August 28, 2004
As a special-effects extravaganza, it's pretty tepid stuff, but as a jungle potboiler, the movie has just enough campy thrills to keep customers satisfied.
Eric Lurio
Greenwich Village Gazette
August 28, 2004
As someone said, the only way you should see this is drunk.
| Original Score: 1.5/5
Pete Croatto
Filmcritic.com
August 28, 2004
Who knew the science field was so jam-packed with beautiful people?
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Sean McBride
Sean the Movie Guy
August 28, 2004
I can appreciate a good B-movie as much as the next guy, but even by the very relaxed standards of B-moviedom, "Anacondas 2" is a rather sad affair.
Full Review| Original Score: 1.5/4
Bill Beyrer
CinemaBlend.com
August 28, 2004
The kind of sequel that should have gone directly to DVD shelves.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
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