Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy Quotes

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  • Brick Tamland:
    Yeah.. I stabbed a man in the heart
    Ron Burgundy:
    I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick Tamland:
    Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.
    Ron Burgundy:
    Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder.
    ‐ Submitted by Spencer M (6 months ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (8 months ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (8 months ago)

  • Garth Holiday:
    Ron why did you say that? Why? Why Ron? Why? You were my hero Ron!!!
    Ron Burgundy:
    Garth. . . I.
    Garth Holiday:
    And you come out and. . . Stink like that. . . Poop. . . your poop mouth. . . you have a poop out of your mouth!!!!
    Ron Burgundy:
    Garth, If I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the Pain?
    Garth Holiday:
    I hate you Ron Burgundy!!! I hate you!!!!!!!!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (8 months ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    I love, carpet. I love, desk.
    Ron Burgundy:
    Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?
    Brick Tamland:
    I love, lamp.
    Ron Burgundy:
    Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?
    Brick Tamland:
    I love lamp, I love lamp.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter G (14 months ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    Heh heh! He said hinney!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris G (21 months ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    I'm in a glass case of emotion.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Go fuck yourself San Diego
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Brian Fantana:
    They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    I hear that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstration.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Veronica Corningstone:
    Brick are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Hey aqualung!
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    Sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
    ‐ Submitted by Travis S (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    By the beard of Zeus!
    ‐ Submitted by Leigh S (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?
    ‐ Submitted by Leigh S (2 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    I love lamp.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel P (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Oh Audrey... I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew C (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
    ‐ Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)

  • Champ Kind:
    It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!
    ‐ Submitted by Em H (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?
    Brick Tamland:
    I don't know.
    ‐ Submitted by Jesse C (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Whale's vagina.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael B (2 years ago)

  • Brian Fantana:
    I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called 'The Octogon'.
    ‐ Submitted by Trey B (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    [doing mouth exercises] The human torch is denied a bank loan.
    ‐ Submitted by Will K (2 years ago)

  • Brian Fantana:
    Panda jerk!
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan J (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Well... THAT escalated quickly.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    Bears can smell the menstruation!
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (2 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    I love lamp.
    ‐ Submitted by Edd J (2 years ago)

  • Brian Fantana:
    They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
    ‐ Submitted by Joseph B (2 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    You are a smelly pirate hooker!
    ‐ Submitted by Evan C (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!
    ‐ Submitted by Evan C (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    [to his dog Baxter] Hey, stop it, you know I don't speak spanish.
    ‐ Submitted by Mike H (3 years ago)

  • Champ Kind:
    I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a delicious seafood dinner and then never call her again!
    ‐ Submitted by Mike H (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
    ‐ Submitted by Luke W (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    LOUD NOISES!
    ‐ Submitted by Jagjit C (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    I ate a big red candle.
    ‐ Submitted by Kip H (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    Hey, where'd you get those clothes, the toilet store?
    ‐ Submitted by Simon O (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    It's so damn hot... Milk was a bad choice.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris S (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Okay before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules....No touching of the hair or face... And THAT'S IT. Now FIGHT!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Great Odens Raven!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Great Knights of Columbus that hurt!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    [as he takes the Jazz Flute out of his sleeve] This is embarrassing... I'm totally unprepared.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    [talking to Baxter] You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even angry. I'm actually quite impressed.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Brian Fantana:
    [about Sex Panther] They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.
    Ron Burgundy:
    That doesn't make sense.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish...
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Hey it's Papa Burgundy! Corningstone is fair game.
    Brian Fantana:
    Eh-OH! There he is!
    Ron Burgundy:
    I'm very aroused.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    I'm not a baby! I'm a man! An ANCHORMAN!
    ‐ Submitted by Sydney S (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    You stay classy, San Diego.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Veronica Corningstone:
    Take me to Pleasure Town.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    You are a smelly pirate hooker.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Don't act like you're not impressed.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Champ Kind:
    I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Veronica Corningstone:
    Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    [shouts] Loud noises.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
    Brick Tamland:
    I don't know.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    It always goes down smooth!
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Champ Kind:
    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
    Brick Tamland:
    Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Cannon ball!
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    [doing mouth exercises] How now brown cow.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Brian Fantana:
    No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew S (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    I'm in a glass case of emotion!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael O (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew S (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
    Brian Fantana:
    Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
    ‐ Submitted by Filip I (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    I don't know what we're yelling about.
    ‐ Submitted by Kristen K (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    You are a smelly pirate hooker.
    ‐ Submitted by Mike M (3 years ago)

  • Brick Tamland:
    Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel S (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
    ‐ Submitted by Kerby H (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.
    ‐ Submitted by Andre R (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Don't act like you're not impressed. It's an optical illusion.
    ‐ Submitted by Felicia S (3 years ago)

  • Veronica Corningstone:
    Stop calling your arms guns.
    ‐ Submitted by john g (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
    Brick Tamland:
    I don't know.
    ‐ Submitted by Mounzer B (3 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
    Veronica Corningstone:
    No, there's no way that's correct
    Ron Burgundy:
    I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
    Veronica Corningstone:
    Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
    Ron Burgundy:
    No. No.
    Veronica Corningstone:
    No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
    Ron Burgundy:
    Agree to disagree.
    ‐ Submitted by Mounzer B (3 years ago)

  • Veronica Corningstone:
    Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Ron Burgundy:
    You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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