Average Rating: 5.4/10
Reviews Counted: 72
Fresh: 34 | Rotten: 38
The plot is convoluted and awash in suds.
Average Rating: 5.5/10
Critic Reviews: 26
Fresh: 12 | Rotten: 14
The plot is convoluted and awash in suds.
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Average Rating: 3.3/5
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Valentin (also known as And Now...Ladies and Gentleman) is directed by Claude Lelouch and features Jeremy Irons as Valentin, a criminal mastermind whose jewel-stealing business, despite having made him rich, does not offer him much room for personal growth. Hoping to find meaning for his existence, Valentin buys a boat and sets off on a one-man sailing trip around the world, with the police at his heels. At the same time, a burned-out jazz singer named Jane (Patricia Kaas) is in Morocco trying
PG-13, 2 hr. 13 min.
Drama, Action & Adventure, Romance, Art House & International, Mystery & Suspense
Aug 1, 2003 Wide
Jan 13, 2004
$0.6M
Paramount Classics
All Critics (75) | Top Critics (26) | Fresh (34) | Rotten (38) | DVD (3)
A good-looking but slim confection that's short on the multi-characterisation and sense of entwined destinies that mark the great Lelouch sagas.
According to common usage, the French word stupide comes closer to silly than to dumb, which is how I might rationalize my affection for this harebrained, obvious, but euphoric tale.
This is like a collection of the best moments from Claude Lelouch's filmography -- with bits and pieces joyously borrowed from his films from the 1970s and '80s, when he was at his most prolific and ingenious.
The movie is overcrowded with ideas, any one of which might have made a fun premise. Put them all together and the result is just plain silly.
A beautifully crafted meditation on memory, fate, coincidence and yearning.
It's silly the way hope, optimism and love are silly: silly and rather wonderful.
Lelouch isn't interested in anything so pedestrian as plausible narrative.... some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.
Lelouch's wink at the viewer, his gentle undermining of the illusion of the dramatic unity of time and place, playfully tweaks the film's fundamental project of connection.
It's ludicrous.
Because the majority of scenes are drawn out and obviously improvised, this disjointed and rambling confection will have limited appeal to others.
rambling and far too long
Lelouch ... assuring he doesn't fully lose his audience by the convolutions of the mind, still actively takes part in putting up a fog screen as to avoid total comprehension.
The most sophisticated love story since In the Mood for Love, The House of Mirth and The English Patient.
... simply abstract, substituting romantic gesture for romance and gluing scenes together with vague emotional logic and silky style.
You'll either like this soaringly daft confection, even as it aggravates you with its self-absorption, or you won't. I did.
This drowsy caper comes on like a fun-house mirror of layered pretensions.
"And Now...Ladies and Gentlemen" is about two people of different professions - Valentin Valentin(Jeremy Irons, who also played Humbert Humbert in "Lolita". What gives?), a jewel thief/master of disguise and Jane Lester(Patricia Kaas), a jazz singer - who are both suffering from the same physical malady - blackouts
April 25, 2005Super Reviewer
The acting by the cast in "and now... ladies and gentlemen" - both by great actors like Jeremy Irons, as well as others, like Patricia Kaas a famous Jazz singer, is beautiful, very deeply felt.I was moved by the expression in these two actor's eyes. But one mustn't consider and rate acting by itself in Lelouch
April 4, 2009
Super Reviewer
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