Ok, I was bored, stuck in a hospital waiting room, tired, and cranky so I had no choice but to watch this. I may be a jerk when talking cinema but one thing I wont do is piss off an entire waiting room of sycophants who are watching this because their children turn 14 shades of purple if they dont get to watch their Disney movies. I did hold out hope for 20 seconds that we'd see Ms. Gomez in a swimsuit or in a compromising position, but then I remembered that Spring Breakers was the movie I needed to see for that. Anyhoo, the only decent and tolerable part of this idiot drek was Jane Lynch playing the evil stepmother. She's funny, that's all there is to it. If they would have taken Gomez out and changed the Cinderella story to "The Evil Stepmother" then this would have been a great movie. But no, this was awful. I was really, really, REALLY glad I was finally admitted to see the doctor so I could forget about even laying eyes on this stupid garbage while induced into a drug-filled haze.