Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)

Except for an intriguing opening segment that pits a traditional bunch of movie snacks singing a suggestive jingle pitted against an aggressive punk counterpart, the movie is a bore.

The film is very, very funny; and it is very, very exhausting.

Ultimately, the movie will be remembered (if at all) for its guerilla marketing campaign, which the city of Boston took to be a terrorist threat and cost Turner Broadcasting $2 million, more than the cost of making the film.

Certainly original, often funny, and occasionally even inspired.

Skip this feature and wait until it makes its way to DVD or television.

I didn't feel like I was watching somebody else's idea of a joke; I felt like I was watching somebody else's idea of a nightmare.

I have never taken an illegal substance; movies have always been my drug of choice, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters was like a big old cinematic acid trip.

There's ultimately something exhilarating -- and, dare I say, liberating? -- about the film's chaotic avant-garde energy.

You know, if you're not familiar with the television series "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" then you might as well not waste your time reading about "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters."

Occasional amusement aside, this is a tedious 86-minutes worth of utterly random movie.