Argento's Dracula 3D Reviews

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Neil Genzlinger
New York Times
October 3, 2013
When insects are the best thing in your movie, it's probably time to retire.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Mark Olsen
Los Angeles Times
October 3, 2013
Argento ... brings enough moments of kinky madness to his not-great "Dracula" to indicate there may yet be greatness lurking within him. Here's hoping.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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Nick Schager
AV Club
October 3, 2013
Argento strands his actors in a variety of crummy master shots and close-ups that accentuate their every exaggerated gesture and line-reading.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out
October 1, 2013
Some viewers will get unintended jollies from a gigantic, rampaging grasshopper; others, from the director's queasy-making penchant for unclothing his exhibitionist daughter Asia.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Zachary Wigon
Village Voice
October 1, 2013
Unfortunately, Argento never acknowledges he's in on the joke, nor is the film quite ridiculous enough for us to coast enjoyably on derision.
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Rob Nelson
Variety
September 30, 2013
Director Argento half-heartedly mixes schlocky 3D f/x with one-dimensional characters for a near-two-hour joke that ought to have been funnier.
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David Rooney
Hollywood Reporter
September 30, 2013
Utterly lacking in imagination or suspense, this inane effort is strictly for hardcore Argento cultists.