Argento's Dracula 3D Reviews
Top CriticWhen insects are the best thing in your movie, it's probably time to retire.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Argento ... brings enough moments of kinky madness to his not-great "Dracula" to indicate there may yet be greatness lurking within him. Here's hoping.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
Some viewers will get unintended jollies from a gigantic, rampaging grasshopper; others, from the director's queasy-making penchant for unclothing his exhibitionist daughter Asia.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Unfortunately, Argento never acknowledges he's in on the joke, nor is the film quite ridiculous enough for us to coast enjoyably on derision.
Director Argento half-heartedly mixes schlocky 3D f/x with one-dimensional characters for a near-two-hour joke that ought to have been funnier.
Utterly lacking in imagination or suspense, this inane effort is strictly for hardcore Argento cultists.
