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  • Lester Siegel:
    History starts out as farce and ends up as tragedy.
    ‐ Submitted by Thiru????i K (18 months ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    We're a spy agency! Find him!
    ‐ Submitted by Zach S (18 months ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    If I'm doing a fake movie, it's gonna be a fake hit.
    ‐ Submitted by The Most Interesting T (21 months ago)

  • John Chambers:
    We did it!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas B (23 months ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    There are suicide missions with better odds than this.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas B (23 months ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    We did it!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas B (24 months ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    We're gonna be in the movie call my agents.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas B (24 months ago)

  • Hollywood Reporter:
    What does Argo mean?
    Lester Siegel:
    I don't know.
    Hollywood Reporter:
    Well you have to know a little bit about what it means.
    Lester Siegel:
    You want to know what it means? Argo fuck yourself!
    ‐ Submitted by Judson P (2 years ago)

  • John Chambers:
    How about the horses of Achilles?
    Lester Siegel:
    No good. Nobody does Westerns anymore.
    John Chambers:
    It's ancient Troy.
    Lester Siegel:
    If it got horses in it, it's a Western.
    ‐ Submitted by Rolf J (2 years ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    Argo Fuck Yourself
    John Chambers:
    Argo Fuck Yourself
    Tony Mendez:
    Argo Fuck Yourself
    ‐ Submitted by Alex L (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    This is the best bad plan we have, sir.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    This is the best bad plan we have, sir.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    Brace yourself, it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    If I'm going to make a fake movies, it's going to be a fake hit.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • John Chambers:
    You need somebody who's a somebody to put their name on it. Somebody respectable. With credits. Who you can trust with classified information. Who will produce a fake movie. For free.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    Argo fuck yourself.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    if i'm gonna make a fake movie, it's gonna be a fake hit!
    ‐ Submitted by Marija S (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    Carter is shitting bricks big enough to build the piramids
    ‐ Submitted by Yanat P (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    Worst place you can think of.
    John Chambers:
    Universal Studio.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    You really know Warren Beatty?
    John Chambers:
    Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    You really know Warren Beatty?
    John Chambers:
    Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    I need another week, Jack.
    Jack O'Donnell:
    You don't have it.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    We're gonna need a script.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    Carter said you were a great American.
    Tony Mendez:
    A great American what?
    Jack O'Donnell:
    He didn't say.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    We are responsible for these people.
    Jack O'Donnell:
    What we are is required to follow orders.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    Bad news, bad news. Even when it's good news, it's bad news. John Wayne in the ground 6 months and this is what is left of America.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • John Chambers:
    Look, if you're going to do this, you're going to do this... You can't build cover stories around a movie that doesn't exist. You need a script, you need a producer.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    You're worried about the Ayatollah? Try the WGA.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    If we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    This is the best bad plan we have.
    ‐ Submitted by Susan Bennett B (2 years ago)

  • John Chambers:
    You need someone you can trust. Someone you can share classified information with. Maybe with someone who's helping you make a fake movie. For free.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    [to Tony Mendez] The whole country is watching you, they just don't know it...
    ‐ Submitted by Rodrigo R (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    We're a fucking intelligence agency!
    ‐ Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)

  • John Chambers:
    John Wayne's in the ground for 6 months and this is what's left of America.
    ‐ Submitted by Lisa N (2 years ago)

  • John Chambers:
    Target audience will hate it.
    Tony Mendez:
    Who's the target audience?
    John Chambers:
    People with eyes.
    ‐ Submitted by Grendel L (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    Brace yourself, it's like talking to those two old fucks on the Muppets.
    ‐ Submitted by Rory R (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    Or we can just send training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade.
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob M (2 years ago)

  • John Chambers:
    How about 'The Horses of Achilles'?
    Lester Siegel:
    No good. Nobody does Westerns anymore.
    John Chambers:
    It's ancient Troy.
    Lester Siegel:
    If it's got horses in it, it's a Western.
    ‐ Submitted by David R (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    Or you could just send in training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade.
    ‐ Submitted by Karen C (2 years ago)

  • Tony Mendez:
    What's your middle name? What's your middle name? What's your middle name? Shoot him, he's an American spy!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)

  • Mark Lijek:
    Is that your real name?
    Tony Mendez:
    No.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (2 years ago)

  • Lester Siegel:
    Argo fuck yourself!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew 2 (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    They've got revolutionary guards going door to door. These people die, they die badly.
    ‐ Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)

  • Jack O'Donnell:
    This is the best bad idea we have sir...
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

  • John Chambers:
    So you want to come to Hollywood and and act like a big shot without actually doing anything?
    Tony Mendez:
    Yeah.
    John Chambers:
    You'll fit right in.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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