Argo Quotes

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• 1. John Chambers: We did it!
  – Submitted by Lucas B (23 days ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: There are suicide missions with better odds than this.
  – Submitted by Lucas B (23 days ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: We did it!
  – Submitted by Lucas B (33 days ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: We're gonna be in the movie call my agents.
  – Submitted by Lucas B (33 days ago)
• 1. Hollywood Reporter: What does Argo mean?
  2. Lester Siegel: I don't know.
  3. Hollywood Reporter: Well you have to know a little bit about what it means.
  4. Lester Siegel: You want to know what it means? Argo fuck yourself!
  – Submitted by Judson P (47 days ago)
• 1. John Chambers: How about the horses of Achilles?
  2. Lester Siegel: No good. Nobody does Westerns anymore.
  3. John Chambers: It's ancient Troy.
  4. Lester Siegel: If it got horses in it, it's a Western.
  – Submitted by Rolf J (54 days ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: Argo Fuck Yourself
  2. John Chambers: Argo Fuck Yourself
  3. Tony Mendez: Argo Fuck Yourself
  – Submitted by Alex L (2 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: This is the best bad plan we have, sir.
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: This is the best bad plan we have, sir.
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: Brace yourself, it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: If I'm going to make a fake movies, it's going to be a fake hit.
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. John Chambers: You need somebody who's a somebody to put their name on it. Somebody respectable. With credits. Who you can trust with classified information. Who will produce a fake movie. For free.
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: Argo fuck yourself.
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: if i'm gonna make a fake movie, it's gonna be a fake hit!
  – Submitted by Marija S (3 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: Carter is shitting bricks big enough to build the piramids
  – Submitted by Yanat P (4 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: Worst place you can think of.
  2. John Chambers: Universal Studio.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: You really know Warren Beatty?
  2. John Chambers: Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: You really know Warren Beatty?
  2. John Chambers: Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: I need another week, Jack.
  2. Jack O'Donnell: You don't have it.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: We're gonna need a script.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: Carter said you were a great American.
  2. Tony Mendez: A great American what?
  3. Jack O'Donnell: He didn't say.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: We are responsible for these people.
  2. Jack O'Donnell: What we are is required to follow orders.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: Bad news, bad news. Even when it's good news, it's bad news. John Wayne in the ground 6 months and this is what is left of America.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. John Chambers: Look, if you're going to do this, you're going to do this... You can't build cover stories around a movie that doesn't exist. You need a script, you need a producer.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: You're worried about the Ayatollah? Try the WGA.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: If we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus.
  – Submitted by Ken C (4 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: This is the best bad plan we have.
  – Submitted by Susan Bennett B (4 months ago)
• 1. John Chambers: You need someone you can trust. Someone you can share classified information with. Maybe with someone who's helping you make a fake movie. For free.
  – Submitted by William C (5 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: [to Tony Mendez] The whole country is watching you, they just don't know it...
  – Submitted by R?o?d?r?i?g?o? R (6 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: We're a fucking intelligence agency!
  – Submitted by joseph j (6 months ago)
• 1. John Chambers: John Wayne's in the ground for 6 months and this is what's left of America.
  – Submitted by Lisa N (6 months ago)
• 1. John Chambers: Target audience will hate it.
  2. Tony Mendez: Who's the target audience?
  3. John Chambers: People with eyes.
  – Submitted by Grendel L (6 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: Brace yourself, it's like talking to those two old fucks on the Muppets.
  – Submitted by Rory R (6 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: Or we can just send training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade.
  – Submitted by Jacob M (6 months ago)
• 1. John Chambers: How about 'The Horses of Achilles'?
  2. Lester Siegel: No good. Nobody does Westerns anymore.
  3. John Chambers: It's ancient Troy.
  4. Lester Siegel: If it's got horses in it, it's a Western.
  – Submitted by David R (6 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: Or you could just send in training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade.
  – Submitted by Karen C (6 months ago)
• 1. Tony Mendez: What's your middle name? What's your middle name? What's your middle name? Shoot him, he's an American spy!
  – Submitted by Cody H (6 months ago)
• 1. Mark Lijek: Is that your real name?
  2. Tony Mendez: No.
  – Submitted by Amy H (6 months ago)
• 1. Lester Siegel: Argo fuck yourself!
  – Submitted by Andrew 2 (6 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: They've got revolutionary guards going door to door. These people die, they die badly.
  – Submitted by joseph j (7 months ago)
• 1. Jack O'Donnell: This is the best bad idea we have sir...
  – Submitted by Chris P (7 months ago)
• 1. John Chambers: So you want to come to Hollywood and and act like a big shot without actually doing anything?
  2. Tony Mendez: Yeah.
  3. John Chambers: You'll fit right in.
  – Submitted by Chris P (7 months ago)