Arthur Christmas Quotes

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• 1. Bryony: No one gets an unwrapped present on my watch!
  – Submitted by Peter V (2 months ago)
• 1. Steve: Operation Santa Claus is coming to town!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: She runs away! Alchoholic by the age of nine! DEAD before she's even... [Grandsanta blocks her mouth to prevent her from going any further]
  – Submitted by Cameron D (5 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: I'll never forget the look on your dads face. Couldnt look me in the eye. 'Dad' he says. 'Steve thinks it's best if you don't fly anymore. Were scrapping the old slay'.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: Dad would rather die than spoil it for him.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Elf: Straighten that teddy bear soldier.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. North Pole Computer: Are you sure you want to delete Christmas?
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: Mission complete! And we have a new Santa!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Elf: Grandsanta and Arthur can be the hero's of the night.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: This is just like the last time!
  2. Arthur: What last time?
  3. Grandsanta: The last time I took Eve out on a spin. I didn't know it was the Cuban missile crisis. I nearly started world war 3!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Steve: Arthur! Do you want to wake up the whole north pole?
  2. Arthur: Good idea. A CHILD'S BEEN MISSED!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: He loves those slippers more than you do.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Steve: Pedro? A boy!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Elf: Your gonna be fine soldier.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Santa: Is that bird doo on your shoulder, Steven?
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: And I said to myself Bryony, the wrapping looks fine. Thank goodness.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Steve: Hello Gwen ho ho ho etc.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Elf: I lost everything in that flood.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Lead Elf: Holly injury!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: I always knew she would be needed one last time.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: I stuck that their for your father when he was a boy.
  2. Arthur: Dad sat here!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Oh look a beautiful young reindeer. Well then who am I?
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Get off you bag of fleas!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Peter: I always liked Arthur. I wonder if he likes espresso?
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Steve: Advise drop time to 0.3 seconds. And I would an espresso.
  2. Peter: Yes sir.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Steve: Peter. Please let go of my hand.
  2. Peter: Yes sir. Sorry sir.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Go ahead festive Freddy. Sling your rock. Go on. I want my bed.
  2. Arthur: It doesn't matter how she got the bike. Gwen would have never seen that.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: Technically it's known as Africa.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Elf: Your gonna make it soldier.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Santa: Sing 'silent night' backwards.
  2. Santa: Who would know that?
  3. Arthur: [sings silent night backwards]
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Santa: Malcolm. What's this about Arthur?
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: A cheat!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Santa: Here's to me. To an even better job next year!
  2. Arthur: Your already perfect dad.
  3. Grandsanta: Ha! That turkey did more than him.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Santa: And I can't wait for year 71!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Take the elf!
  2. Arthur: Grandsanta!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: For the love of Lu-Lu.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: Isn't this just the best bit of Christmas!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: What do you get when you eat christmas decorations....Tinselitis!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: That turkey did more than him.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Gwen: Does your bag need to get bigger due to expanding population?
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: In Santa we believe!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: As long as the gift is there. Then Santa came!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Santa: How about you be the candle Steve. All those bright ideas.
  2. Steve: Fine I'm the candle. Arthur you can be the turkey. You of course dad are Santa. [eye twitches] And Grandsanta you can be this charming relic.
  3. Grandsanta: Relic? Relic! I did a whole Christmas in one of these! And I bet you I can do it again.
  4. Steve: In a pile of sticks.
  5. Grandsanta: Let me at him! Let me at him!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Santa: Well I'm actually Santa so I think I should be Santa.
  2. Steve: Yes well your the non-executive figure-head.
  3. Grandsanta: He's a fattie with a beard who fits the suit.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: I'm Santa! Give me that!
  2. Steve: I'm Santa! This is ridiculous. You just took the piece out of my hand.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: You. Up there. With this?
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: I always liked Toronto. No one lives here. It's nice and quite.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: They won't kill me! I'm Santa.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: I'm too young to die! Do something Arthur! Arthur!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: I can wrap anything with three slaps of sticky tap! Three!
  2. Grandsanta: Good. Wrap yourself a parachute! [throws Bryony off the sled]
  3. Arthur: Grandsanta!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: My camera!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: Do believe in Santa. He is real.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Santa: Arthur and Grandsanta are out there. Probably not wearing nearly enough layers and you two are fighting over a big red toy!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Whoopee doo.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Idaho Man: It had a pointy little head!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Elf: They should put him somewhere safe.
  2. Elf: Like the south pole.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: You naughty children. Here have a Bon-Bon. [hands Steve a rotting apple]
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: He's a postman in a spaceship.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: I can't eat that. It gets in me teeth.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: So what if the little nipper sees him. A wack on the head with a sock full of sand and a dab of whiskey on the lips and they dont remember a thing.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: No child left behind!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Santa: Maybe you should retire.
  2. Santa: Sitting with Grandsanta all day. Watching Steve on TV. Who would I be?
  3. Mrs. Santa: You'd be my Malcom, dear.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Mrs. Santa: Men...
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Santa: This is about that pool table isn't it. I told you, you should have written to me!
  2. Steve: I was 8! Your my dad!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: How do you thinks he's...
  2. Grandsanta: Fine. Fine.
  3. Arthur: AHHHH!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: So why didn't they scrap the old slay?
  2. Grandsanta: I threatened the elfs. Told them I'd feed them to the polar bears.
  3. Bryony: Oh.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Gwen: A squirrel!
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Elf. You wouldn't mind telling his parents about this.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: Permission to breath sir.
  2. Grandsanta: Fine. One breathe.
  – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: What do you want me to wrap?
  2. Grandsanta: Wrap your head!
  3. Bryony: Yes sir.
  – Submitted by Austin G (17 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: Three pieces of sticky tape. Three!
  – Submitted by Austin G (17 months ago)
• 1. Steve: Who cares about one single child?
  – Submitted by Austin G (17 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: Merry Christmas... And a happy new year!
  – Submitted by Austin G (17 months ago)
• 1. Santa: I'm not just a fattie with a suit, am I?
  – Submitted by Austin G (17 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: They once said it was impossible to teach women to read.
  – Submitted by Austin G (17 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: Arthur! That is not a toy! Well I mean it is, but you know what I mean. Arthur!
  – Submitted by Austin G (17 months ago)
• 1. Elf: We've got a waker!
  – Submitted by Hailey D (17 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Arthur, there is a way.
  2. Arthur: It's impossible.
  3. Grandsanta: They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.
  – Submitted by Collin S (17 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock.
  – Submitted by Collin S (17 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Every child that year got a sausage nailed to a piece of bark!
  – Submitted by Collin S (17 months ago)
• 1. North Pole Computer: Converting Milk and Cookies to biofuel.
  – Submitted by Leah S (17 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Bambi, Dave, you with the white ear, you and you.
  – Submitted by Tom R (17 months ago)
• 1. Grandsanta: What happened to going down the chimney?
  – Submitted by Hailey D (18 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: What is happening?!
  – Submitted by Arpan A (18 months ago)
• 1. Bryony: There's always time for a bow.
  – Submitted by Hazel W (18 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: [yelling] A child's been missed!
  – Submitted by Chris P (18 months ago)
• 1. Arthur: I just want it to be perfect for every kid!
  – Submitted by Chris P (18 months ago)