Assassins Reviews

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Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
May 23, 2003
| Original Score: 2/5
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
January 1, 2000
This movie is filled with such preposterous impossibilities that Forrest Gump could have improved it with a quick rewrite.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
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James Berardinelli
ReelViews
January 1, 2000
In addition to Stallone's inflexible facial expression, the film is saddled with a preposterous script and hideous dialogue. Plus, it weighs in at a too-long one-hundred thirty-two minutes.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
James Rocchi
Netflix
November 7, 2002
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com
April 3, 2005
Entirely confused and annoyingly confusing action inanity. Donner should know better.
| Original Score: 2/5
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium
January 13, 2005
Face-clawingly awful; a textbook example of everything that's wrong with Hollywood.
| Original Score: 1/5
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com
October 7, 2005
| Original Score: 2/5
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
August 15, 2002
| Original Score: 2/5
Kevin Carr
Film Threat
September 14, 2004
| Original Score: 1/5
Robin Clifford
Reeling Reviews
November 19, 2004
| Original Score: 1/5
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis
August 26, 2011
The further into the action we get, the more ludicrous things become.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
August 17, 2011
...a decent 80-minute thriller that somehow manages to chug along for over two hours.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Dragan Antulov
rec.arts.movies.reviews
August 21, 2002
Full Review | Original Score: 1/10
Chuck O'Leary
FulvueDrive-in.com
March 3, 2006
Suspenseless, plastic and contrived. Rent Best Seller, The Professional or The Mechanic instead, all far superior films about professional hit men.
| Original Score: 3/10
Thomas Delapa
Boulder Weekly
October 4, 2005
| Original Score: 2/5
Daniel M. Kimmel
Worcester Telegram & Gazette
February 8, 2004
| Original Score: 2/5
Jim Shelby
Palo Alto Weekly
May 20, 2003
| Original Score: 2/4
Kevin N. Laforest
Montreal Film Journal
April 14, 2003
| Original Score: 2/5
Brian J. Arthurs
Beach Reporter (Southern California)
February 21, 2003
| Original Score: 1/5
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
July 30, 2002
| Original Score: 0/5
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