Assassin's Bullet (2012)
Average Rating: 2.3/10
Reviews Counted: 14
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 14
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Average Rating: 3/10
Critic Reviews: 9
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 9
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When an unknown vigilante begins killing high-priority terrorists from America's Most Wanted list in Europe, a former FBI field agent (Christian Slater) is brought in by the US Ambassador (Donald Sutherland) to discover the identity of the assassin. -- (C) Arc Entertainment
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Cast
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Christian Slater
Robert, Robert Diggs -
Donald Sutherland
Ambassador Ashdown, Eli... -
Elika Portnoy
Sofia, The Killer, Ursu... -
Timothy Spall
Kahn -
Valentin Ganev
Mihail -
Mariana Stanisheva
Zoey -
Ivailo Geraskov
Aleks -
Marian Valev
Spasov -
Kiril Efremov
Boris -
Yordanka Angelova
Gypsy Woman -
Vasil Mihaylov
Host -
David Krumov
Pavel -
Martin Ghiaurov
Muslim Man #2 -
Filip Avramov
Muslim Man #1 -
Petyo Petkov
The Turk -
Margarita Dilova
Young Vicki (9 Years) -
Kalina Stancheva
Young Vicki (14 Years) -
Stoyan Alexiev
Male Passenger -
Bashar Rahal
Abdullah Said -
Vesilav Pavlov
Suicide Bomber -
Ivan Kotsev
Vicki's Dad -
Tanya Mitskov
Vicki's Mom -
Paola Elenkova
Abdullah Said Daughter -
Milena Davidova
Bellydancer #1 -
Anita Gaydarska
Bellydancer #2
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All Critics (14) | Top Critics (9) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (14)
Think the Bourne franchise meets the Bond franchise, without the wit or action.
[A] dippy hodgepodge of hitman action, illogical romance and geopolitical commentary.
Why is Slater in this? Why are Sutherland and Spall? Why am I even watching it?
Corny action scenes and borderline-hilarious direction by Isaac Florentine mark the film as an obvious straight-to-video item that somehow took a wrong turn into a movie theater.
Mr. Slater valiantly tries to appear turned on by his leading lady's shimmying midsection, but he might as well be watching a performing dog for all the heat mustered between them.
This psychologically tinged thriller about a mysterious female assassin won't erase memories of La Femma Nikita.
The script and direction are equally inept, with a series of overwrought action sequences and ludicrous plot twists that come suspiciously close to parody.
What do belly dancers, wigs, shrinks, split personalities and secret ops sexpot mercenary mayhem have to do with a movie? Well, an awful lot it seems, in this CIA espionage freakout that makes waterboarding appear tame by comparison.
In trying to pass off the obvious as some type of mystery, Assassin's Bullet repeatedly insults viewer intelligence until the whole effort transforms into unintentional camp.
Assassin's Bullet feels like a shameless, dismal vanity project.
Isaac Florentine's film is maligned with gaping plot holes, terrible expository dialogue, and obvious moments of foreshadowing.
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