Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes

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    1. Austin Powers: Why won't you die?
    – Submitted by Matthew D (3 months ago)
    1. Dr. Evil: What?
    2. Scott Evil: Oh nothing, 'Darth'
    3. Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
    4. Scott Evil: Nothing. (Mimics sneezing) RIP OFF!!
    5. Dr. Evil: Bless you.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (15 months ago)
    1. Fat Bastard: Get in my belly.
    – Submitted by Meg B (21 months ago)
    1. Austin Powers: Please God, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
    – Submitted by Meg B (21 months ago)
    1. Frau Farbissina: Lies. ALL LIES!
    – Submitted by Rob L (2 years ago)
    1. Austin Powers: Those are skin-tight, how did you get into those pants, baby?
    2. Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (2 years ago)
    1. Austin Powers: This coffee smells like shit.
    2. Basil Exposition: That is shit Austin.
    3. Austin Powers: Oh good well its not me then.
    – Submitted by Mitchell C (2 years ago)
    1. Vanessa Kensington: I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy. [robot rewinding of previous statement] I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy.
    2. Austin Powers: Are you okay?
    3. Vanessa Kensington: I' ve never felt better Austin. [then crushes champagne glass in her hand]
    4. Austin Powers: Alright then. I'm just going to go watch a moooovie... HEY, In Like Flint. Thats my favourite movie.
    – Submitted by Tyler C (2 years ago)
    1. Fat Bastard: I ate a baby!
    – Submitted by Nobody S (3 years ago)

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