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B. Monkey

B. Monkey (1998)

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Critic Reviews: 4
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In this witty romantic thriller, Alan (Jared Harris) is a London schoolteacher who leads a quiet, mildly stuffy life. As a hobby, he serves as a jazz disc jockey, spinning tunes for a hospital's public address system, but he craves danger and excitement. One night, Alan stops into a bar for a drink and sees Beatrice (Asia Argento), a beautiful woman who is arguing with two men. Alan is immediately enraptured by Beatrice and begins to pursue her. What Alan doesn't know is that Beatrice is an

Mar 21, 2000

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All Critics (22) | Top Critics (7) | Fresh (11) | Rotten (7)

This is a terrible film, and often times very boring, droning, and unrealistic...

April 29, 2009 Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed
Cinema Crazed

No one does enough to overcome its formulaic crime story, its lack of gritty authenticity and its squishy inert romance.

February 10, 2009 Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

Shows stretch marks from the start.

April 17, 2001 Full Review Source: Matinee Magazine
Matinee Magazine

. . . you have the stunning Rhys-Myers to look at. Thick lips and wild eyes have never found a better face to land on.

April 8, 2001 Full Review Source: PopcornQ
PopcornQ

Hands down, it's one of the outstanding films of the year.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
Film Journal International

A cold piece of machinery.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com
TheMovieReport.com

Audience Reviews for B. Monkey

While this certainly doesn't satisfy as a thriller, beneath the gritty exterior and all the expletives there lurks a sweet, rather old-fashioned love story. Not a great movie, but quite charming all the same. Rupert Everett stands out as a world-weary drug dealer/addict.
October 15, 2007
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