Baby Geniuses (1999)
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Reviews Counted:42
Fresh:1
Rotten:41
Average Rating:1.9/10
Consensus: Flat direction and actors who look embarrassed to be onscreen make Baby Geniuses worse than the premise suggests.
Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: When two doctors (Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd) set out to dominate the world once they discover they can crack the code to a secret baby language, it is only two-year-old Sly and his twin... [More]
Starring: Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Peter MacNicol, Kim Cattrall
Director: Bob Clark
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Reviews for Baby Geniuses
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One completely unwatchable piece of bottom-feeding dreck. Full Review |
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A thoroughly misguided, unfunny film. Full Review |
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There are ticklish moments, but no real laughs. Full Review |
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Baby Geniuses' ramshackle plot serves merely as a launching pad for nearly two hours of jokes revolving around the idea of babies who talk and behave like bad stand-up comedians. Full Review |
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Formulaic and deeply unfunny. Full Review |
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The hokey dialogue and witless physical gags keep everything painful and hectoring. Full Review |
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You can feel your brain rotting as you watch this. Full Review |
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If the remainder of this century will bring a lamer film than Baby Geniuses, may I please be in Estonia when it comes. Full Review |
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A kiddie comedy that's about as entertaining as treating diaper rash
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I'm still clawing out my eyes.
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Thanks to computers, we have seen some dazzling special effects in films lately, but even the best medicines can have unwanted side effects. Full Review |
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1/5 |
Clark has made several terrific films, this is not one of them.
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You know, usually I expect the studios to dump all their cinematic turds in January but, man, it's March already and I'm still sitting through this stuff. Full Review |
CommentLatest News for Baby Geniuses
April 04, 2007:
"Christmas Story" Director Bob Clark Dies In Crash
Bob Clark, director of "A Christmas Story," "Porky's," and many other works in a career that spanned four decades died in a car crash early this morning in... More...
April 26, 2005:
Bob Clark Wants to Revisit His Old "Dead Things"
You know the horror-remake machine is getting a little crazy when a title like "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things" is being suited up for a revisit, but that's... More...
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