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- Angie Ostrowiski: There is a thing called being too healthy. That's what killed Bruce Lee.
- Kate Holbrook: Really? Where'd you read that? The Weekly World Dum-Dum?
- Kate Holbrook: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
- Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know...
- Kate Holbrook: What do you mean you don't know?! Do you think you're at an Arby's right now?
- Angie Ostrowiski: You know what, I wish I was at an Arby's! 'Cause there's better food and cooler people there!
- Kate Holbrook: *looks under coffee table and gasps*
Did you stick all this gum under here?!
- Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there!
- Kate Holbrook: Yeah, actually you might be right. Because sometimes when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barn-wood coffee table!
- Angie Ostrowiski: B*tch, I don't know your life!
- Kate Holbrook: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
- Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.
- Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?
- Oscar: She's havin' a baby, you're payin' the bills. That's a baby mama. Ask any black man in Philadelphia.
- Angie Ostrowiski: It feels like I'm shitting a knife!
WHY WON'T YOU BITCHES HELP ME?!
- Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
- Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...