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Bad Santa (2003)

Bad Santa


Average Rating: 6.7/10
Reviews Counted: 198
Fresh: 153
Rotten: 45

Critics Consensus: A gloriously rude and gleefully offensive black comedy, Bad Santa isn't for everyone, but grinches will find it uproariously funny.

Average Rating: 6.8/10
Reviews Counted: 48
Fresh: 39
Rotten: 9

Critics Consensus: A gloriously rude and gleefully offensive black comedy, Bad Santa isn't for everyone, but grinches will find it uproariously funny.


Average Rating: 3.2/5
User Ratings: 198,720


Movie Info

The Christmas season just got a lot less joyous in this very dark comedy. Willie T. Stokes (Billy Bob Thornton) is a con man and a thief who teams up with his friend Marcus (Tony Cox), a midget, for a very special scam each year during the holiday season. Willie gets a job as Santa Claus at a shopping mall, his pal tags along as an elf, and they use their employee status to crack mall security and rob stores blind just before Christmas. However, there's one flaw to this plan -- Willie is a … More

R (for pervasive language, strong sexual content and some violence)
Directed By:
Written By:
Glenn Ficarra , John Requa
In Theaters:
Jun 22, 2004
Box Office:
Miramax Films - Official Site


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Critic Reviews for Bad Santa

All Critics (198) | Top Critics (48) | Fresh (153) | Rotten (45) | DVD (42)

Once the rude shock of a profane Claus wears off, there's not really much to do except await the next outrageous remark.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
New Yorker
Top Critic

Even when the film threatens to turn feel-good, it thankfully resists the urge.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
Associated Press
Top Critic

Best of all, it plugs into -- and electrifies -- the mostly unacknowledged grimness that lies just beneath our holiday cheer.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
TIME Magazine
Top Critic

Much like School Of Rock, Bad Santa salvages a tired, paint-by-numbers formula by resisting it every step of the way, stubbornly refusing to stop its juvenile fun until the last possible moment.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
AV Club
Top Critic

I wanted to believe in Bad Santa. At least half of the time I did.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
Wall Street Journal
Top Critic

Zwigoff and company wring some laughs out of it, though the tone is uniformly mean and vulgar.

Full Review… | November 27, 2007
Chicago Reader
Top Critic

With all the hype about this film, one may expect a dark, cynical comedy with some sort of commentary on the mass consumerism of the season. Sadly, moments like that are few.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
Christian Science Monitor

Zwigoff's safe-cracking con-man Santa is one of vilest creatures to ever grace a screen.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
Metro Times (Detroit, MI)

This amusingly venal, possibly shocking tale is just what Scrooge ordered.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
People Magazine

Bad Santa squeezes enough humour into its tight costume to satisfy anyone suffering from seasonal sickness.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
Total Film

With Thornton giving a terrific deadpan performance, this is the perfect antidote to the usual saccharine Christmas confection.

Full Review… | December 5, 2013
Radio Times

Too naughty for kids; nice for some grown-ups.

Full Review… | September 23, 2010
Common Sense Media

George Bailey never kicked Mr. Potter in the nuts.

Full Review… | February 16, 2010
Stranger Song

Bad Santa is in fact the most belligerently crass and profane comedy to slither out of the studio system in at least a year--although it's also much less interesting than that sounds.

Full Review… | August 21, 2009

The movie revels in a gloriously pessimistic tone and manages a few brief moments of hilarity amid the satire.

Full Review… | May 9, 2009

A great piece of comedy filmmaking by director Terry Zwigoff.

Full Review… | April 29, 2009
Cinema Crazed

Bad Santa is the most fun you'll have while watching someone destroy themselves.

Full Review… | October 18, 2008
Urban Cinefile

The movie is less about gaining the Christmas spirit than about defying the corporate ethos that hijacks and then abandons that spirit every year.

Full Review… | July 23, 2007

A movie that grows on you...Underneath layers of anger, sarcasm, profanity and booze, Bad Santa ultimately reveals a soft heart.

Full Review… | November 28, 2006

...deserves a place among treasured Christmas pictures - as it certainly provides a welcome respite from the relentless holiday cheer that generally accompanies such films.

Full Review… | October 17, 2006
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Audience Reviews for Bad Santa

While there are many quotable lines, and an edgy dark humor that usually gets waylaid with Christmas comedies, a classic this film is not. For all its strangeness and obtuse darkness it's not always all that funny. Our lead character, played by a drunk Billy Bob Thornton, is mean-spirited, heartless, and inappropriate, but the only times this is played for comedic effect is when he is paired with the kid (Kelly). The kid is odd, not all that forthcoming, and true to himself, which is a great balance with Thornton's unappealing sadsack Santa Claus. When they're onscreen the laughs roll in, but otherwise this film is very depressing and meager with its side characters. Marcus (Cox) plays well off Thornton but as his own character he is very one dimensional. Mac makes an interesting villain, but he doesn't get enough screen time. If the story was a little more fleshed out and the characters were a little more interesting this would have been an easy comedy to love.

Spencer S.

Super Reviewer


No this isn't a National Lampoon movie although you could easily be fooled into thinking that with this title. As you might have expected this is a Christmas set film and its about a naughty Santa character. Again you could easily be fooled into thinking this is a silly kids movie with lots of fart gags...but no, its actually a black comedy and most definitely for the grown ups.

The whole point of this film is the ever so slight redemption of the main character played by Thornton. This guy is a low down permanently drunk criminal who drags his way through life whilst robbing department stores with his dwarf partner. The dubious duo take yearly jobs as a department store Santa and his elf worker, this way they get to know the ins and outs of the store so they can easily rob it. Things change for Thornton's character 'Stokes' when he meets a tubby little boy who he kinda befriends and takes a shine to...eventually.

This film is kinda unique in the sense that the main character has many flaws and issues which you tend to think he will sort out at some point by the end of the film. The twist and funny part is he doesn't really change at all, he does a little bit with the help of his little fat young friend, but not too much really, he still ends up as the same bum. The amusing things about the film are the constant little moments where Thornton's character gets angry or frustrated with the fat kid and swears at him. The little fat kid (eerily played by Kelly) seems to be a bit slow and just takes the abuse, in one ear and out the other. At times it can be very funny to watch these outbursts yet at other times you do feel sorry for the kid or Stokes because you know he sometimes doesn't mean it.

The heist aspect of the film is quite good and offers some reasonably tense moments, especially near the end. The various Santa sequences are probably the films highlights as we see Thornton getting sneezed and coughed on by lots of pant wetting scroats. Of course his reactions and the way he treats the kids are the best bits, he basically sneers growls and scowls at them, finally nudging them off his knee and virtually kicking them to the curb. Watching the reactions of the parents is great, as a man pushing 40 and with no kids I love it, if I was a parent I might feel differently I guess who knows.

The darkest sequence must be when a severely pissed Stokes crawls up the escalator towards his Santa grotto. His beard and clothes now filthy stained and damaged, he looks like shit, can hardly walk and promptly falls into a reindeer display. This whole sequence starts out funny but descends into a more cringeworthy incident as he freaks out and starts to smash up the Xmas display in front of everyone in the store, its still amusing but also poignant and depressing...much like the plot as a whole really.

The finale was a tad of a let down for me, it does seem like you're gonna get the predictable ending where Stokes will die trying to achieve a small slice of decency in his life, the right ending. A bit like the finale in 'The Wrestler' where Rourke's character goes out doing what he loves but also reclaiming a small part of his dignity right at the end. Even though this ending is predictable as I said, I think it would have been stronger for obvious reasons. Instead Stokes lives on and we get some mumbo jumbo about how he survived and what he plans to do after he heals up. This simply feels like an open ending so they can roll out a sequel which this film really doesn't need in my opinion, if it happens that is. I think it should have wrapped up there and then.

All in all I like how this is basically an anti-Christmas flick which sticks two fingers up at the sweet yuletide greetings side of it and embraces the Scrooge side with extreme profanity. Its not exactly original in idea, the drunk rude Santa schtick has been done before but you can't deny its amusing. Crude rude edgy and drenched in cynicism...but there is a soft warm heart buried deep in there and it just about manages to shine through in the end.

Phil Hubbs

Super Reviewer


Pretty damn funny. Always get a laugh out of this. You can keep the cheesy Xmas movies.

Nicki Marie

Super Reviewer

Billy Bob Thornton makes sure this dark comedy isn't a completely useless movie, but the film is so utterly devoid of any charm that it is hard to love. The comedy mainly relies on Thornton's niche for foul mouthing and really nothing more. It is not awful, but it only squeezed a few laughs out of me.

Kase Vollebregt
Kase Vollebregt

Super Reviewer

Bad Santa Quotes

Willie T. Stokes:
What do you want?
Pokemon Child:
Willie T. Stokes:
– Submitted by David E (18 months ago)
Willie T. Stokes:
I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don't know. Like I accomplished something.
You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many, fuckin' years of therapy.
– Submitted by Gareth H (22 months ago)
Willie T. Stokes:
Is grandma spry?
– Submitted by Alex K (22 months ago)
I wouldn't be diggin' in your ass!
– Submitted by Denise C (23 months ago)
Hindustani Troublemaker:
Ass clown!
– Submitted by Denise C (23 months ago)
Willie T. Stokes:
I'm not your fuckin' da da.
– Submitted by Ryan H (2 years ago)

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