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  • Sasha Abernathy: No, I wanna run for President.
    Elizabeth Halsey: Keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched.
    ‐ Submitted by James W (2 years ago)

  • Amy Squirrel: Shut the front door!
    ‐ Submitted by Zach C (3 years ago)

  • Elizabeth: You keep saying shit like that, and you're gonna get punched.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucie H (3 years ago)

  • Lynn Davies: Do you want to come see Period 5 play? It's the teacher band.
    Elizabeth: I'd rather get shot in the face.
    ‐ Submitted by Drew R (3 years ago)

  • Lynn Davies: I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda T (4 years ago)

  • Principal Wally Snur: I have a bumper sticker that says that!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick A (4 years ago)

  • Elizabeth Halsey: What I do know, Is anyone who wears the same Gymnastics sweatshirt three times a week isn't getting laid till there 29.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick A (4 years ago)

  • Carl Halabi: I... am not a racist. I voted for Barack Obama. You can quote me on that.
    ‐ Submitted by Mohet N (4 years ago)

  • Scott Delacorte: [singing at the winter dance] Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh, nine.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (4 years ago)

  • Amy Squirrel: Hi! I'm a math terrorist, with close ties to Al-Gebra, with weapons of mass instruction!
    ‐ Submitted by James W (4 years ago)

  • Amy Squirrel: That's bonkers!
    ‐ Submitted by Tabitha K (4 years ago)

  • Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!
    ‐ Submitted by Darren C (4 years ago)

  • Amy Squirrel: Shut the front door!
    ‐ Submitted by Jessica H (4 years ago)

  • Russell Gettis: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Don't throw it at her, throw it through her.
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah M (4 years ago)

  • Elizabeth: (to girl) Stop dressing like you're running for Congress.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex S (4 years ago)

  • Russell Gettis: Hey do want to go out some time?
    Elizabeth: Are you still a gym teacher?
    Russell Gettis: Yeah.
    Elizabeth: Then fuck off.
    ‐ Submitted by Mark H (4 years ago)

  • Elizabeth: Sign my yearbook?
    Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel F (4 years ago)

  • Elizabeth: I want to sit on his face.
    ‐ Submitted by Mark H (4 years ago)

  • Tristan: (to Elizabeth) Holy shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Catherine D (4 years ago)

  • Elizabeth: I don't need a blackboard or a classroom to set an example.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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