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  • Fielding Mellish: I was always, ah, I was always very shy when it came to girls. I, I remember when I was a little boy, I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille and I used to rub the dirty parts.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (22 months ago)

  • Semple: I'm sorry to disappoint you but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.
    Fielding Mellish: Uh, would the clerk read that statement back, please?
    Prosecutor: I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat.
    Fielding Mellish: Okay, I just wanted to make sure you were getting it.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason S (22 months ago)

  • Fielding Mellish: Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Esposito: You have a chance to die for freedom.
    Fielding Mellish: Yes, well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Fielding Mellish: I move for a mistrial! Do you realize there's not a single homosexual on that jury?
    Judge: Yes there is.
    Fielding Mellish: Oh, really, which one? Is it the big guy at the end?
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Fielding Mellish: We fell in love. I fell in love - she just stood there.
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Nancy: Oh, Women's Rights do not automatically mean castration.
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Fielding Mellish: I love Eastern philosophy. It's... it's metaphysical, and redundant. Abortively pedantic.
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Fielding Mellish: Blood! That should be on the inside!
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Sharon: I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the President and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother.
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Nancy: Have you ever been to Denmark?
    Fielding Mellish: I've been, yes... to the Vatican.
    Nancy: The Vatican? The Vatican is in Rome.
    Fielding Mellish: Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark.
    ‐ Submitted by Maria Y (2 years ago)

  • Fielding Mellish: I'm doing a sociological study on perversion. I'm up to advanced child molesting.
    ‐ Submitted by Allen R (3 years ago)

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