Four college girls go into the woods in search of the truth behind the Bare Wench legend (or is that the truth of the Bare Wentch's legendary behind?)
This film made me think perhaps I was a bit too harsh in my review of "Satan's School for Lust". Unless you're really, REALLY hard up and any film with naked boobs and
lame lesbian scenes will please you, you probably will be hitting the fast-forward button too much to figure out what exactly they find.
"The Bare Witch Project" is unfunny, unsexy, and just about unwatchable. In fact, it's so bad I can't even force myself to spend any more time writing about it. Let's just end by saying that what little promise there is in the box copy and concept of the film is never realized on the screen.
Take my word for it, by way of this Obi-Wan Kenobi paraphrase to make it crystal clear (as I'm sure only geeks like myself would even give this travesty a second glance): This is not the soft-core porn spoof you seek.
The Bare Wench Project
Starring: The Eight Artificially Enhanced Boobs of Four Bad Actresses
Director: Jim Wynorski
June 1, 2007
