Barnyard Quotes

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  • Mrs. Beady:
    There is a cow outside.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Mrs. Beady:
    Don't think I can't call again, Gary!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Eddy the Cow:
    We're gonna die!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Eddy the Cow:
    Mommy! MOO-mmy! [Cries]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Beady:
    Cows don't like houses much.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    [After Otis throws him into a chair] Kill him!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Etta the Hen:
    [When Otis comes to the rescue] Otis!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    This one's mine. Cook her while I have the little one for an appetizer. You know, because I'm a meaner!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    It'll be our little secret!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Snotty Boy:
    [Upon seeing the cows on two legs and talking to him] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Snotty Boy:
    You've come to the wrong place.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Snotty Boy:
    I do what I want when I want 'cause I wanna do it!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    You could have killed him!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    [Upon seeing Pig, Freddy, Pip, Peck, and Miles] Ha ha ha. That's your army?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Pig the Pig:
    Hey!
    Pip the Mouse:
    Sorry, man! They're just pellets! I'm nervous!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    [Growls]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Eddy the Cow:
    Here we come!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    [To Dag, when a car noise is heard] Somethin' tells me you may wanna take a couple steps back.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    [Repeated line] Whoo-hoo!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    [Upon seeing the coyotes chasing a rabbit] Grrr...
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    See ya 'round. [Laughs] 'Round!' You're fat! [Laughs]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    [Howling]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    [After trying and failing to punch Dag] Never... come... back!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    There's 6 of us... and only one old fat you! [Points at Ben]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    Ben! How are you, Ben? We would've said hello had we seen ya.
    Ben the Cow:
    Put the hen down, Dag.
    Dag the Coyote:
    Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doin' a little courtin', that's all. You know how much we like the hens. [Chuckles evilly] You know me, lady killer.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Etta the Hen:
    [To Dag] You won't be taking any hens tonight.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    This is bad.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Pip the Mouse:
    I got a pulse!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    [After Miles knocks out the farmer] What did you do that for?!
    Miles the Mule:
    What else was I gonna do? He saw you!
    Otis the Cow:
    You could've killed him!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Miles the Mule:
    Unless you give him a blindfold, I'm gonna kick him.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    Uh... moo?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    Let's go.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    Stay here, Pip.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Pip the Mouse:
    I'm going, too.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    [Before heading off to defeat Dag] I'll be back.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Miles the Mule:
    Be proud to.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    You look after things?
    Miles the Mule:
    Be proud to.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    Put the chick down, Dag.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    That's called BOY tipping! Ha-ha-ha!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Snotty Boy's Father:
    Okay, no more Red Bull.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Snotty Boy:
    That's called cow tipping. [Showing the cow his buttcrack] Ha ha ha!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    Remember me? I'm Ben's kid.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    Milk me!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Otis the Cow:
    Defy authority!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    Oh, we suddenly got a burst of courage, didn't we?
    Otis the Cow:
    [Laughing] Okay. All right. Well, first what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take that chick from you. Then while you're picking yourself up off the ground, I'm gonna gather up the hens and I'm gonna leave!
    Dag the Coyote:
    And exactly how do you propose you're going to do that?
    Otis the Cow:
    [Grabs Dag by the throat and throws him into a chair]
    Dag the Coyote:
    [Enraged; pointing at Otis] KILL HIM!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Mrs. Beady:
    Randall! There is a cow outside!
    Mr. Beady:
    This is a cow farm. You're gonna find cows outside!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Dag the Coyote:
    You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. There's six of us, and only one old, fat you.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

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