BASEketball Quotes

The top BASEketball quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

• 1. Joe Cooper: I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK!
  – Submitted by Jamison E (11 months ago)
• 1. Doug Remer: Listen to me little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fuckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!
  – Submitted by Steven K (11 months ago)
• 1. Joe Cooper: Dr. Kaiser! We graduated high school with your daughter!
  – Submitted by Jamison E (12 months ago)
• 1. Doug Remer: Coop, do you know what you're doing?
  2. Joe Cooper: What's it look like?
  3. Doug Remer: An execution?
  4. Joe Cooper: [in Scottish accent] Damn it man, I'm trying to save an innocent life!
  5. Doug Remer: [also in Scottish accent] I'm giving her all I've got, captain!
  6. Joe Cooper: [in Scottish accent] I love ya. Always have.
  – Submitted by Sean N (16 months ago)
• 1. Joe Cooper: Steve Perry, Steve Perry. 'And I should've been gone long ago...' Alright you missed it!
  2. Doug Remer: Dude! You said no more Journey Psyche Out's!
  – Submitted by Jason N (2 years ago)