Critic Review - New York Magazine/Vulture

A nonstarter.

May 12, 2006 Full Review Source: New York Magazine/Vulture | Comments (21)
New York Magazine/Vulture
Top Critic IconTop Critic

Comments

CoreyT

Corey Maddox

That doesn't even make sense. Shut up.

Jun 29 - 10:13 AM

moviephiliac

Samuel Cole

LOL!

Jul 7 - 12:31 PM

CaptainFalcon

Phillip Kang

New Yorkers...

You fail.

Jul 16 - 01:36 PM

ixbo47

Roger Moore

You should be fired

Aug 5 - 05:46 PM

Ruben N.

Ruben Navarro

what???? you are a moron!

Dec 27 - 12:25 PM

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabidu

Larry David

This review is a joke! He criticizes the Batmobile and Scarecrow's mask.

He says "we" (the audience) don't want realism in comic book movies. "We" want "impossible thrills", but then he criticizes the Batmobile running over cop cars. So, what does he want?? Realism or thrills??

How does RT count sh-tty "reviews" like this?

Oct 21 - 09:55 PM

Sam H.

Sam Hulett

If you're going to critique a film, explain why instead of leaving two words concerning your feelings. WAHHHHHHH

Jun 18 - 08:52 PM

CreedsDelight

Matt Goodman

Is what you are in bed!

Jun 27 - 12:43 PM

Scott Plambek

Scott Plambek

Maybe this is why you review movies instead of make them :)

Jul 21 - 02:47 PM

David B.

David Bastardo

Excellent comment. [TO THE CRITIC]: go shame yourself, clown.

Aug 4 - 06:37 AM

Chris Gironda

Chris Gironda

Youre a sad excuse for a critic. Oh wait, youre worse: Youre a New Yorker.

Aug 20 - 11:17 PM

Jason Rauch

Jason Rauch

Your an idiot, the sad part is someone thinks your a top critic. I just wish I knew what dick you sucked to be a critic, because shit I could sit around writing shitty reviews and bashing good movies.

Aug 21 - 02:36 PM

Ron O'Neal

Ron O'Neal

Ken Tucker proves to be an idiot with this review. Dumbass.

Oct 24 - 09:54 PM

Sidharth Eleswarapu

Sidharth Eleswarapu

f u

Dec 19 - 03:18 PM

Dwight Enterline

Dwight Enterline

I'm pretty sure he didn't even watch the movie. The scarecrow was not the main villain...

Jan 28 - 02:56 PM

J S.

J Sullivan

Six years after this review and Ken Tucker couldn't have been more wrong. We're now staring down the barrel of 'The Dark Knight Rises', and one of the biggest superhero movie franchises in history, not to mention one of the biggest movie franchises in general.

I think a failed comment like "A Nonstarter" should result in a ban of making future reviews in a public forum.

Apr 20 - 01:40 PM

UMBerto

Zach Caruso

A nonreviewer.

Jul 18 - 01:29 PM

Nick B.

Nick Blouin

Dude go watch the joel shumacker films

Jul 23 - 01:24 PM

Steve R.

Steve Rok

This is such a bad review, with zero substance. This schmuck just wanted to hate the movie, and represents the worst kind of reviewers out there. Batman Begins is one of the top 5 comic hero movies of all time. Ken Tucker, and I say this with all due respect ... you are a loser.

Jul 24 - 10:23 AM

Tyler S.

Tyler Sweet

Why don't you go jerk off to Batman Forever

Aug 9 - 03:23 PM

Cheyne Legris

Cheyne Legris

read your review. i agree, holmes was weirdly reserved, but the butler turning in the only real performance? for me, it's not just about what's on the screen, as a filmmaker myself, i know i'm not doing a good job, if you can tell the hard work i put into it. it just washes over you sublimely, a state of real suspension of disbelief. then i'm doing my job. by the way, the tumbler is a lot more realistic than some flaming phallic symbol. i'm pretty sure tumblers are real come to think of it. everything in the movie is probably real, weaponized hallucinogens, the electric fabric, uhm, titanium alloy double ended bat-knives, burlap bags with holes cut for eyes, bulletproof armor, billions of dollars, parents getting killed, revenge, anger, all pretty real to me, but you're a top critic, so i'm changing my opinion asap.

Aug 10 - 12:52 PM

Find us on:                     
Help | About | Jobs | Critics Submission | Press | API | Licensing | Mobile