Critic Review - Variety

Overlong and underwritten even by the standards of summer f/x extravaganzas, this Battleship will nonetheless float with many on the strength of its boyish, eager-to-please razzle-dazzle.

April 11, 2012 Full Review Source: Variety | Comments (7)
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Ravi Veloo

Ravi Veloo

Utter crap. The cornball ending will make you want to puke. Clean up in aisle 6!

Apr 14 - 12:33 PM

Matt Lane

Matt Lane

Come on Guy, don't list a movies many faults then double back and give it a fresh rating because, hey, it's summer fluff for the easy to please. Hold yourself to a higher standard.

Apr 16 - 10:11 AM

Fraser Smith

Fraser Smith

the movie was epic in d-box i had the enjoyment i ever had in a movie!!

Apr 17 - 07:23 PM

The.Watcher

The Watcher

"i had the enjoyment i ever had in a movie!!" - Why is it that fans of embarrassing drivel such as this never know how to properly construct a sentence? I could be wrong, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I'm seeing a connection between having bad taste in movies and being an idiot.

May 7 - 11:59 AM

w@velength

In Your Dreams

But... But look at the poster. There are cannons. And a Transformer!

May 7 - 08:32 PM

Zane B

Chum Chum

The next time you see a fastly moving vehicle please jump in front of it. But make sure you don't dive in front of it because you could roll onto the windshield and survive while just damaging the car. Try to jump and land on both your feet so the impact will buckle your legs and your torso will whip onto the hood and hopefully your head will break open against it.

May 9 - 06:39 PM

David G.

David Gee

Notice how pretty much all the positive reviews are really backhanded? This is where the percentage of "fresh" reviews can be misleading. Currently there's a 48% "fresh" rating but the positive reviews all seem to be just barely in the positive, like 3/5. And it isn't just for movies like this, there are movies in the 80s of "fresh" reviews where a lot of the positive reviews are in the 3/5 range.

May 10 - 11:28 PM

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