Besides being a blatantly obvious Transformers rip-off, Battleship is essentially explosion porn - a practically endless litany of stuff being blown up, with the destruction of Hong Kong thrown in for good measure.
I hate you for using the term "Explosion Porn"
May 8 - 07:06 AM
I think I actually love him lol.
May 9 - 05:22 PM
I wonder if I can just walk in on the part where Hong Kong is destroyed, and then leave.
May 10 - 11:07 PM
...because you hate Hong Kong or you enjoy wanton destruction?
May 11 - 02:17 AM
Maybe he likes wonton destruction?
May 13 - 04:36 PM
I'm glad *someone* took the setup. I was kind of afraid that'd just hang there.
May 14 - 01:26 PM
"Explosion porn." Best use of the word "porn" since "torture porn."
Thank you. This film shows just how much of a virus Michael Bay truly is.
May 14 - 08:02 AM
Can you just imagine how much better this movie would be if it could be described as:
"Besides being a blatantly obvious Transformers rip-off, Battleship is essentially a porn explosion"
May 15 - 11:40 AM
Yeah, Michael Bay rippoff Yaddda-yadda...
You guys, and Michael Bay, are equally clueless...
Jun 12 - 08:14 PM