Critic Review - ABC Radio (Australia)

Besides being a blatantly obvious Transformers rip-off, Battleship is essentially explosion porn - a practically endless litany of stuff being blown up, with the destruction of Hong Kong thrown in for good measure.

April 22, 2012 Full Review Source: ABC Radio (Australia) | Comments (9)
ABC Radio (Australia)

Comments

Jim F.

Jim Francis

I hate you for using the term "Explosion Porn"

May 8 - 07:06 AM

BSTHEDOG

Sam Scaglione

I think I actually love him lol.

May 9 - 05:22 PM

David G.

David Gee

I wonder if I can just walk in on the part where Hong Kong is destroyed, and then leave.

May 10 - 11:07 PM

Alex Walker

Alex Walker

...because you hate Hong Kong or you enjoy wanton destruction?

May 11 - 02:17 AM

Joedrumma

Joe Donahue

Maybe he likes wonton destruction?

May 13 - 04:36 PM

Alex Walker

Alex Walker

I'm glad *someone* took the setup. I was kind of afraid that'd just hang there.

May 14 - 01:26 PM

Fred S.

Fred Sanford

"Explosion porn." Best use of the word "porn" since "torture porn."

Thank you. This film shows just how much of a virus Michael Bay truly is.

May 14 - 08:02 AM

Futureman

Futureman .

Can you just imagine how much better this movie would be if it could be described as:

"Besides being a blatantly obvious Transformers rip-off, Battleship is essentially a porn explosion"

May 15 - 11:40 AM

G Louis

Gaston Marty


Yeah, Michael Bay rippoff Yaddda-yadda...

You guys, and Michael Bay, are equally clueless...

GLouis

Jun 12 - 08:14 PM

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