Star Trek Into Darkness
The whole movie feels like Roland Emmerich's sperm and Michael Bay's sperm fertilized an egg Tony Scott cryogenically froze back in 1986, producing a "baby" with qualities of all of its "birth" fathers.
This is a positive review that makes the movie sound god awful!
May 22 - 03:01 AM
Sean, you're an odd sort of bloke, aren't you? You seem awfully interested in Michael Bay's sperm.
May 22 - 05:53 PM