Battleship Quotes

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    1. Alex Hopper: I want you to know that I am in love with your daughter. And I am asking permission to marry your daughter.
    2. Admiral Shane: No.
    3. Alex Hopper: Sir, I saved the world.
    4. Admiral Shane: Saving the world is one thing, Hopper. My daughter is quite another. If you'll excuse me, I'm late for lunch. I think I'll have a chicken burrito. Come along Hopper. We'll discuss the terms of your surrender over a meal.
    – Submitted by George P (9 months ago)
    1. Chief Engineer Hiroki: Your mother named you Beast?
    2. Chief Petty Officer Walter "The Beast" Lynch: Don't worry about my mother.
    – Submitted by Joji Y (10 months ago)
    1. Admiral Shane: Saving the world is one thing; marrying my daughter is something else.
    – Submitted by Denise M (13 months ago)
    1. Lieutenant Alex Hopper: We need to find a way to destroy that communications relay.
    2. Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Our last ship was just sunk, and we barely got off it. And we are compeltly cut off from the rest of the fleet. We don't have anything else.
    3. Lieutenant Alex Hopper: Yes, we do. [stares at the battleship Mississippi anchored in the harbor] We have a battleship.
    – Submitted by Stephan V (20 months ago)
    1. Captain Yugi Nagata: [on the bridge with Hopper discussing how to track the aliens] What if we could see them without seeing them?
    2. Lieutenant Alex Hopper: Don't tell me you're talking about the Art of War. I've read that book six times, and it still dosen't make any sense to me. How do you fight the enemy where they are not?
    3. Captain Yugi Nagata: That is a Chinese book. Display NOAA data on the bridge monitor. [all NOAA data from buoys is displayed] Now, set grid formation. [a square grid appears on the monitor, and each buoy is in the center of a square] There's one right over there. [a square shows a large displacement of water from the buoy's measurements]
    – Submitted by Stephan V (20 months ago)
    1. Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalo motherfucker.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (21 months ago)
    1. Admiral Shane: Prepare to fire.
    2. JPJ JOOD: Which weapons?
    3. Admiral Shane: All of them.
    – Submitted by James W (23 months ago)
    1. Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalo mutherfucker!
    – Submitted by Natasha B (23 months ago)
    1. Admiral Shane: I think I'll have a... chicken burrito.
    – Submitted by Curt D (23 months ago)
    1. Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalo motherfucker!
    – Submitted by James W (2 years ago)
    1. JPJ Sailor: Oh brother, somebody gonna kiss the donkey.
    – Submitted by Amir V (2 years ago)
    1. Old Salt: She's Armed.
    – Submitted by Amir V (2 years ago)
    1. Cal Zapata: If those ships can do this, what do you think 50 can do, or 500,000?
    – Submitted by Ataeres N (2 years ago)
    1. Lieutenant Alex Hopper: Who's in charge?
    2. JPJ Sailor: You are, Sir.
    – Submitted by Diego G (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Yugi Nagata: That's not what that means. Not even close.
    – Submitted by Sean P (2 years ago)
    1. Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalu motherf***er.
    – Submitted by Matt S (2 years ago)
    1. Cal Zapata: Who talks like that?
    – Submitted by Tim Y (2 years ago)
    1. Lieutenant Colonel Mick Canales: Let's give the world one more day.
    2. BIP Scientist: Who talks like that?
    – Submitted by Brian R (2 years ago)
    1. Petty Officer Raikes: I told ya baby, I'm a rockstar!
    – Submitted by Udrayana P (2 years ago)
    1. Petty Officer Raikes: My dad said they'd come. He said we ain't alone. He said one day we'd find them. Or they'd find us.
    – Submitted by Robin D (2 years ago)
    1. Alex Hopper: you gonna die, I'm gonna die, we all gonna die. just not today...
    – Submitted by Ainuddin I (2 years ago)
    1. Petty Officer Raikes: Mahalo motherf**ker.
    – Submitted by Daniella S (2 years ago)
    1. Petty Officer Raikes: I'm an idiot.
    – Submitted by Miracle S (2 years ago)
    1. Admiral Shane: You sank my battleship!
    – Submitted by LA R (2 years ago)

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