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Battleship Reviews

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John Hanlon
Big Hollywood

Long, loud and pedestrian, this drama only gets exciting in its closing minutes.

Full Review Source: Big Hollywood | Original Score: 2.0/5

June 30, 2013

An assault on reason, logic and complex characterisation, but in an enjoyable way, like a slightly less camp dramatisation of the Village People's finest ship-based sing-song.

Full Review Source: Film4

March 4, 2013
Tom Glasson
Concrete Playground

Just like the board game, assuming the board game cost $200 million and was dumb.

Full Review Source: Concrete Playground | Original Score: 2/5

March 4, 2013
Jason Gorber
Twitch

We should celebrate the explicit nature, the unabashed and unapologetic chutzpah of a film that dares to be stupid, yet does so with so much intelligence.

Full Review Source: Twitch | Original Score: B+

January 9, 2013
Rob Humanick
Projection Booth

This cheap-looking dung heap doesn't even bother hiding its contempt for paying audiences, and the lack of pretension almost justifies the cynicism on display.

| Original Score: 1/4

November 5, 2012
Ali Gray
TheShiznit.co.uk

What starts out as a seriously tense naval war thriller ends up being Pearl Harbour II: Intergalactic Boogaloo.

Full Review Source: TheShiznit.co.uk | Original Score: 2/5

October 25, 2012
Kofi Outlaw
ScreenRant

Battleship is a movie that is enjoyable beyond expectation, but doesn't offer much more than the fast-food-style fun of a summer movie spectacle.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 3/5

October 2, 2012
Adam Ross
The Aristocrat

It's not satire, it doesn't play on two levels like Starship Troopers, it's just s---... As a piece of miscalculated, American wankery, it is almost unparalleled.

Full Review Source: The Aristocrat | Original Score: 2/5

September 27, 2012
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures

Watch the movie for its spectacle and nothing else.

Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | Original Score: 3/5

September 24, 2012
Kristal Cooper
We Got This Covered

A silly summer popcorn flick that tries too hard to be witty and tongue-in-cheek while still embracing its deadly serious commitment to being the ultimate blow-em-up action extravaganza.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 4/10

September 15, 2012
Jeff Beck
Examiner.com

It really should have been obvious to everyone involved that it was going to turn out like this.

Full Review Source: Examiner.com | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 14, 2012
Brian Holcomb
CinemaBlend.com

Believe it or not, no one ever says the game's signature line. So, lets say it here, all together and with enthusiasm, "You sunk my Battleship!"

Full Review Source: CinemaBlend.com | Original Score: 2.5/5

September 13, 2012
Justin Craig
FoxNews.com

It appears a Hollywood boardroom has scraped the bottom of the barrel of originality to come up with a very long, very loud movie with almost nothing new to say.

Full Review Source: FoxNews.com | Original Score: 4/10

September 10, 2012
R. L. Shaffer
IGN DVD

Direction is sharp, but the dull assembly line story damages this hokey action picture that's occasionally so bad it's good.

Full Review Source: IGN DVD | Original Score: 5/10

August 28, 2012
William Bibbiani
CraveOnline

Battleship is to chicken burritos what The Avengers was to shawarma.

Full Review Source: CraveOnline | Original Score: 7/10

August 22, 2012
Kirk Honeycutt
honeycuttshollywood.com

Maybe it wasn't too smart to turn this Hasbro game into an alien-invasion movie.

Full Review Source: honeycuttshollywood.com | Original Score: 4

July 13, 2012
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

For an action flick that starts to sink right out of port, 'Battleship' does take a clever turn. But, boy, do you have to wait a long time for it to smarten up.

Full Review Source: Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) | Original Score: 2/4

June 23, 2012
Sean Means
Salt Lake Tribune

Any movie based on Battleship that doesn't at least throw in a PT boat isn't worthy of the name.

Full Review Source: Salt Lake Tribune | Original Score: 1.5/4

June 14, 2012
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

... it sounds incredibly dumb -- and it is, but not without a little fun.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 2/5

June 1, 2012
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope

I am a sucker for these kinds of big, dumb action movies (I liked "John Carter" and "The Green Lantern" too), particularly if they have a good deal of science fiction in them, and this one does.

Full Review Source: Laramie Movie Scope | Original Score: B

May 30, 2012
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