Mr. Skin Reveals Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2007

Summary

In an age of fast-rising Hollywood production costs, the young actresses who strive to keep movie budgets down -- specifically in the wardrobe department -- deserve to be saluted. Back to Article

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EdwardBlake

Tyler Durden

Heh. Knocked Up on Mr. Skin's Top 10.

Nov 28 - 07:28 AM

lavatory love machine

juan carlos petruchi

actually I think those aren't the TOP nude scenes of 2007, those are ALL the nude scenes of 2007

Nov 28 - 07:36 AM

flamingbagofpoo

Nate Baustad

I've seen most of these and I don't remember any sort of memorable nudity (Alpha Dog, Knocked Up, Halloween, Bug, 300, Hostel Part II). I guess if you feel like you must see a female breast then watch those movies asap. Memorable nudity should be limited to the whole shebang in my mind.

Nov 28 - 07:42 AM

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bob jones

thats quite a sad list...

i saw before the devil knows you're dead last week... the performances were pretty good (especially ethan hawke playing a snivelling little weasel) but the movie overall was pretty terrible i thought... marisa tomei is getting hotter and hotter every day, how does this happen?

Nov 28 - 07:42 AM

dahluzz

joe shmo

malin akerman's were wierd-lookin. (heartbreak kid, worst film of the year) but i have to watch hotel cheval at apple. portman's are small but i've always been curious about her nipple topography and coloration.

Nov 28 - 07:44 AM

TombstoneLawDog

Daniel Klein

Heather Matarazzo in Hostel II!?!?

Let's review: decent actress, NOT attractive. Reasonable Body, NOT hot. Gory, bloody scene, NOT sexy.

Someone wanna explain what I missed here as to how she got onto the top 20? I'm thinking Lavatory Love Machine is right-- this is simply all the non-porn nude scenes of 2007.

Nov 28 - 07:58 AM

Gimy

Gimy Moo

yeah i saw this list days ago and thought "what the h3ll?" portman didn't even show anything and most on this list aren't even that good. what happened to Showgirls...and scenes like Basic Instinct?? THOSE are memorable. these mostly suck and its qouta nude scenes just to get their paycheck(see, i was nude, i can do nude scenes yaaay!). Sanchez in Yellow was probably the funniest though. its entertaining to watch a flick and tell what a chic is thinking "ok, i don't wanna show my t3tties because they're sagging...and i don't feel confident about them. uh...BODY PAINT, i'll show them FULL in all their glory if you paint them..and cover them up." jesus...

Nov 28 - 08:12 AM

arendr

Arend Anton

I'm a guy, yet I still find it funny that we're actually expressing the woeful state of nudity in current films. It's called porn. Use it.

Nov 28 - 08:25 AM

Cogliostro

Wade Wilson

I haven't seen most of these movies yet but I have to say for not showing much the sex scene in in 300 was hot and the little nudity from the Oracle was good too. Also Christina Ricci was great in Black Snake Moan and the nudity was just icing on the cake

Nov 28 - 09:10 AM

horrorfan666

blake durocher

danielle harris is so hot.. she should be up higher.

Nov 28 - 11:03 AM

Alexcar

Alex Carracino

I don't remember the Knocked Up one...

Nov 28 - 11:45 AM

Unbreakable Samurai

Unbreakable Samurai

I guess it has been an alright year. Mendes, Wilde, Headey, and Talancon's were all good, but they are some of the hottest actresses there are. I just rented The Last Time, and Blood Hunter, not because of this but hey I guess I'm getting a couple more of these in.

Nov 28 - 11:56 AM

Goosemagnetic

Mike Gainer

christina ricci should get number 1, what the ****...she lost all that weight and she only got 3rd.

Nov 28 - 12:15 PM

bookworm1994

Dillon James

Yay for someone giving Cashback some recognition! Holy crap, like every ten seconds there was full frontal. Dang.

Nov 28 - 12:15 PM

BrianInSD

Brian Gaul

And here I thought the most memorable nude scene of the year was Viggo Mortenson's in Eastern Promises--Not because he was naked but because something actually happened in the scene that advanced the plot.

Seriously: In this day and age of readily available porn, if you're watching a non-porn movie just to see some bare breasts, that's pretty sad.

Nov 28 - 12:35 PM

opTIMus Nerd

Tim Ahlberg

I was stunned that this many movies had nudity of any sort in them this year. Sometimes when I watch movies from the '80's and '70's I am reminded at how much nudity has decreased in film while, naturally, the violence has probably quadrupled in amounts, graphic, and gratuitous use of special effects ala 300 cyber-blood spurting. Then again, as aluded to above, perhaps the drop in regular movie nudity is relative to the increase in porn?

Nov 28 - 01:22 PM

cmonsteve

joshua hutchison

mr. skin forgot the best one all year, starbuck's sideboob with don "the dragon" wilson ogling her from afar in some crappy sci-fi movie. i'm all for non-nudity clauses after seeing that.

Nov 28 - 01:37 PM

Gimy

Gimy Moo

ok HIGH AND MIGHTIES who say us guys who watch this should download porn instead(which i do! haha). its not just 'bout the bods, its about WHO is showing them. whoopity doo if some random chic shows her cajongas in a National Lampoon movie. ya can see boobs anytime you want, but you're telling me you WOULDN'T be MORE interested in a flick if say...jessica alba or an actress you think is hot does a tornado movie...and her shirt blows off? get real, or get viagra, whichever makes ya get off...your high horse

Nov 28 - 02:18 PM

BrianInSD

Brian Gaul

"you're telling me you WOULDN'T be MORE interested in a flick if say...jessica alba or an actress you think is hot does a tornado movie...and her shirt blows off?"

Yep, that's what I'm telling you. Especially if the actress in question goes on to do hundreds of interviews where she claims to only have agreed to do the nude scene(s) because she was making an artistic statement and/or it was important for the character.

Nov 28 - 02:58 PM

nate2709

Nate 2709

That one scene of Portman in Chevalier was better than every scene in Darjeeling Ltd.

Nov 28 - 02:33 PM

BrianInSD

Brian Gaul

"you're telling me you WOULDN'T be MORE interested in a flick if say...jessica alba or an actress you think is hot does a tornado movie...and her shirt blows off?"

Yep, that's what I'm telling you. Especially if the actress in question goes on to do hundreds of interviews where she claims to only have agreed to do the nude scene(s) because she was making an artistic statement and/or it was important for the character.

Nov 28 - 02:58 PM

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