ROTTEN TOMATOES: Mr. Skin Reveals Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2007

Mr. Skin Reveals Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2007

Hooray for boobies.

by Jeff Giles | November 28, 2007

In an age of fast-rising Hollywood production costs, the young actresses who strive to keep movie budgets down -- specifically in the wardrobe department -- deserve to be saluted.

To that end, noted film critic Mr. Skin has unveiled his Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2007. Calling the last twelve months "A surprisingly strong year for big-screen nudity...among this decade's very breast," the renowned nakedologist has compiled the following list:

1. Marisa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
2. Keeley Hazell - Cashback
3. Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller - Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez - Yellow
7. Malin Akerman - The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes - We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey - 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne - Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos - Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons - Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang - Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd - Bug
15. Olivia Wilde - Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon - Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris - Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo - Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valletta - The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu - Blood Hunter

Adjust your Netflix queues accordingly.

Source: PR Newswire

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Movie:	Black Snake Moan
	300
	Bug
	Factory Girl
	Alpha Dog
	Alone With Her
	Knocked Up
	We Own The Night
	Lust, Caution
	Hostel: Part II
	Good Luck Chuck
	Rise: Blood Hunter
	The Last Time
	Cashback
	Yellow
	Halloween
	Feast of Love
	The Heartbreak Kid
Celeb:	Olivia Wilde
	Tang Wei
	Danielle Harris
	Marisa Tomei
	Christina Ricci
	Ashley Judd
	Natalie Portman
	Lena Headey
	Heather Matarazzo
	Lucy Liu
	Amber Valletta
	Eva Mendes
	Roselyn Sanchez
	Ana Claudia Talancon
	Alexa Davalos
	Malin Akerman
	Sienna Miller
	Chelan Simmons

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EdwardBlake writes:
on Nov 28 2007 07:28 AM

Heh. Knocked Up on Mr. Skin's Top 10.

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lavatory love machine writes:
on Nov 28 2007 07:36 AM

actually I think those aren't the TOP nude scenes of 2007, those are ALL the nude scenes of 2007

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flamingbagofpoo writes:
on Nov 28 2007 07:42 AM

I've seen most of these and I don't remember any sort of memorable nudity (Alpha Dog, Knocked Up, Halloween, Bug, 300, Hostel Part II). I guess if you feel like you must see a female breast then watch those movies asap. Memorable nudity should be limited to the whole shebang in my mind.

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blank blank writes:
on Nov 28 2007 07:42 AM

thats quite a sad list...

i saw before the devil knows you're dead last week... the performances were pretty good (especially ethan hawke playing a snivelling little weasel) but the movie overall was pretty terrible i thought... marisa tomei is getting hotter and hotter every day, how does this happen?

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dahluzz writes:
on Nov 28 2007 07:44 AM

malin akerman's were wierd-lookin. (heartbreak kid, worst film of the year) but i have to watch hotel cheval at apple. portman's are small but i've always been curious about her nipple topography and coloration.

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TombstoneLawDog writes:
on Nov 28 2007 07:58 AM

Heather Matarazzo in Hostel II!?!?

Let's review: decent actress, NOT attractive. Reasonable Body, NOT hot. Gory, bloody scene, NOT sexy.

Someone wanna explain what I missed here as to how she got onto the top 20? I'm thinking Lavatory Love Machine is right-- this is simply all the non-porn nude scenes of 2007.

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Gimy writes:
on Nov 28 2007 08:12 AM

yeah i saw this list days ago and thought "what the h3ll?" portman didn't even show anything and most on this list aren't even that good. what happened to Showgirls...and scenes like Basic Instinct?? THOSE are memorable. these mostly suck and its qouta nude scenes just to get their paycheck(see, i was nude, i can do nude scenes yaaay!). Sanchez in Yellow was probably the funniest though. its entertaining to watch a flick and tell what a chic is thinking "ok, i don't wanna show my t3tties because they're sagging...and i don't feel confident about them. uh...BODY PAINT, i'll show them FULL in all their glory if you paint them..and cover them up." jesus...

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arendr writes:
on Nov 28 2007 08:25 AM

I'm a guy, yet I still find it funny that we're actually expressing the woeful state of nudity in current films. It's called porn. Use it.

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Cogliostro writes:
on Nov 28 2007 09:10 AM

I haven't seen most of these movies yet but I have to say for not showing much the sex scene in in 300 was hot and the little nudity from the Oracle was good too. Also Christina Ricci was great in Black Snake Moan and the nudity was just icing on the cake

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horrorfan666 writes:
on Nov 28 2007 11:03 AM

danielle harris is so hot.. she should be up higher.

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Alexcar writes:
on Nov 28 2007 11:45 AM

I don't remember the Knocked Up one...

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unbreakable_samurai writes:
on Nov 28 2007 11:56 AM

I guess it has been an alright year. Mendes, Wilde, Headey, and Talancon's were all good, but they are some of the hottest actresses there are. I just rented The Last Time, and Blood Hunter, not because of this but hey I guess I'm getting a couple more of these in.

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deneco4 writes:
on Nov 28 2007 12:15 PM

christina ricci should get number 1, what the ****...she lost all that weight and she only got 3rd.

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bookworm1994 writes:
on Nov 28 2007 12:15 PM

Yay for someone giving Cashback some recognition! Holy crap, like every ten seconds there was full frontal. Dang.

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BrianInSD writes:
on Nov 28 2007 12:35 PM

And here I thought the most memorable nude scene of the year was Viggo Mortenson's in Eastern Promises--Not because he was naked but because something actually happened in the scene that advanced the plot.

Seriously: In this day and age of readily available porn, if you're watching a non-porn movie just to see some bare breasts, that's pretty sad.

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opTIMus Nerd writes:
on Nov 28 2007 01:22 PM

I was stunned that this many movies had nudity of any sort in them this year. Sometimes when I watch movies from the '80's and '70's I am reminded at how much nudity has decreased in film while, naturally, the violence has probably quadrupled in amounts, graphic, and gratuitous use of special effects ala 300 cyber-blood spurting. Then again, as aluded to above, perhaps the drop in regular movie nudity is relative to the increase in porn?

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cmonsteve writes:
on Nov 28 2007 01:37 PM

mr. skin forgot the best one all year, starbuck's sideboob with don "the dragon" wilson ogling her from afar in some crappy sci-fi movie. i'm all for non-nudity clauses after seeing that.

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Gimy writes:
on Nov 28 2007 02:18 PM

ok HIGH AND MIGHTIES who say us guys who watch this should download porn instead(which i do! haha). its not just 'bout the bods, its about WHO is showing them. whoopity doo if some random chic shows her cajongas in a National Lampoon movie. ya can see boobs anytime you want, but you're telling me you WOULDN'T be MORE interested in a flick if say...jessica alba or an actress you think is hot does a tornado movie...and her shirt blows off? get real, or get viagra, whichever makes ya get off...your high horse

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nathanpoitras writes:
on Nov 28 2007 02:33 PM

That one scene of Portman in Chevalier was better than every scene in Darjeeling Ltd.

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BrianInSD writes:
on Nov 28 2007 02:58 PM

In reply to this comment (#1314481)
"you're telling me you WOULDN'T be MORE interested in a flick if say...jessica alba or an actress you think is hot does a tornado movie...and her shirt blows off?"

Yep, that's what I'm telling you. Especially if the actress in question goes on to do hundreds of interviews where she claims to only have agreed to do the nude scene(s) because she was making an artistic statement and/or it was important for the character.

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