Being John Malkovich Reviews
Bangor Daily News (Maine)
The movie is so successful at being so far on the fringe, it often isolates.
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| Original Score: C+
Matinee Magazine
Loses momentum tacking on countless plot twists that, while unpredictable, are tiresome and obnoxious.
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| Original Score: short
Decent Films Guide
Gender and relationships shift and merge and re-form like blobs of goo in a lava lamp a profoundly anti-human fantasy.
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| Original Score: F
3BlackChicks Review
It's not a horrible movie. It just gets so confusing that you should rent it, so you can rewind and figure out what is going on.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Boxoffice Magazine
Descends disappointingly from hilarious whimsy into bleak, repellant, Outer Limits - tinged dysfunction.
Norman Transcript
We get self-absorbed characters seeking personal happiness, no matter how it may affect others, especially Malkovich.
Movieline
The filmmakers are stoned on weirdness for its own sake, which is the danger of becoming too enthralled by the freewheeling ethos of the '60s.
By the time the tunnel worthy of the likes of Gulliver and Alice becomes a freeway clogged with bit players, a big chill has descended on all the characters.
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
...dense with ideas and non sequitur surprises, a viewer-friendly fun house of a film that asks only that we enjoy the ride. It is smart without seeming challenging...
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| Original Score: A
Either Being John Malkovich gets nominated for best picture, or the members of the Academy need portals into their brains.
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| Original Score: 4/4
Unlike most comedies, which go for laughs without worrying about depth, Being John Malkovich has both.
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| Original Score: 3.5/4
Arizona Daily Star
In just a few years, with a flurry of wildly imaginative films and three Oscar nominations, Kaufman has managed to join the likes of David Mamet, Stephen King, William Shakespeare and Oscar Wilde on the short list of screenwriting superstars.
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| Original Score: 4/4
Netflix
Being John Malkovich is one head-trip of a comedy.
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| Original Score: 4.5/5
eFilmCritic.com
Disturbingly smart and joyously weird. A true original.
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| Original Score: 4.5/5
rec.arts.movies.reviews
An audacious comedy that starts strange, keeps getting stranger, then hits an idea so weird that it takes the rest of the film to explore only some of the many ramifications.
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| Original Score: 9/10
eFilmCritic.com
Will benefit greatly from repeat viewings and fervent post-viewing deconstruction.
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| Original Score: 5/5
ColeSmithey.com
[VIDEO ESSAY] Corollaries of desire break through dead-end walls only to be reinvented on the other side in a supernatural spectrum of practical existence. Go figure.
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| Original Score: A+
Common Sense Media
Kids won't get this sex-driven, head-trip comedy.
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| Original Score: 4/5
Empire Magazine
Chances are you'll never see another movie like Being John Malkovich, so make sure you don't miss out.
Film Comment Magazine
Time Out
Top CriticThis must be seen to be believed, a hundred carat cult item -- and all credit to Malkovich for playing along.
