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- Chazz Michael Michaels: They laughed at Louis Armstrong when
he said he was gonna go to the moon.
Now he's up there laughing at them.
- Sports Anchor: [Describing Chazz] Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring sex tornado.
- Chazz Michael Michaels: An ice-devouring sex tornado.
- Jimmy MacElroy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
- Chazz Michael Michaels: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
- Jimmy MacElroy: No, it's not, it's gross...
- Chazz Michael Michaels: ...It gets the people going!
- Co-Anchor: (about Chazz) The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award.
- Stranz Van Waldenberg: Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.