There isn't much more of a story. In fact, there isn't any story. Luckily, Loken is there to provide something to stare at, vacantly.
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01/08/06
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BloodRayne (2006)
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Reviews Counted:46
Fresh:2
Rotten:44
Average Rating:2.4/10
Consensus: BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.
Theatrical Release:Jan 6, 2006 Wide
Box Office: $1,550,000
Synopsis: This action-horror film is set in ancient Romania and stars Kristianna Loken (TERMINATOR 3) as Rayne, a half-human/half-vampire sworn to kill her evil tyrant vampire father (Ben Kingsley). Michael... [More]
Starring: Kristanna Loken, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen
Director: Uwe Boll
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Reviews for BloodRayne
Top CriticI’m not sure what Boll sees when he looks through the director’s lens while filming each of his pictures, but I’m certain it’s something different than what the rest of us see. BloodRayne poses no threat to his reputation.
01/06/06
The supporting cast is mind-melting: Michael Madsen is as out of place in this Medieval milieu as Meat Loaf in a hoop skirt, and Meat Loaf is just out of place.
01/19/06
After Rayne breaks out of the circus, it's a simple story, really, about a mixed-up girl who wants to slay her father.
01/10/06
Top CriticUwe Boll's best videogame adaptation yet. Wait... what does that even mean?
08/25/05
BloodRayne makes me wish that Mystery-Science Theater 3000 was still on the air. This would be perfect for them.
01/06/06
Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail.
07/06/06
[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.
01/15/06
When on-line petitions beg directors to stop making films, is that the beginning of the end?
01/14/06
This is a movie that begs you not to watch it.
05/21/06
BloodRayne is a movie of unconnected plot dots. In the hands of director Uwe "German Tax Dodge" Boll, a simple sword and sorcery story with vampiric overtones turns into genre-jumping attempts to find an audience.
01/13/06
The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.
07/23/07
Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.
03/07/07
Top CriticIf I thought for a minute this Roquefort-riddled camp-fest was as intentionally ridiculous, stilted, witless and over-the-top as it actually is, I'd congratulate Boll.
01/11/06
Uwe Boll is such a bad director that it must be intentional.
01/09/06
Top CriticWith such diminished expectations, one must wonder if it is a good thing that the film is merely bad instead of a cinematic atrocity.
01/06/06
All in all, not as bad as you’d suspect and certainly serviceable for all who love the bloody, low-budget vamping gone wild.
02/03/06
It's time to start paying attention to the oeuvre of German director Uwe Boll. At this rate, he'll become the Ed Wood of this new movie century.
01/11/06
Top CriticWhatever else you may think of Boll's directorial 'skills,' you can't fault him for inconsistency -- his movies are always atrocious, and Bloodrayne is no exception.
01/06/06
Pic lurches from incident to incident at a graceless plodding place, offering little in the way of genuine excitement -- the swordfights often are confusingly cut and choreographed -- and only minimal amounts of guilty-pleasure titillation.
01/09/06
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May 23, 2008:
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May 13, 2008:
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May 02, 2008:
Uwe Sues Billy Zane for Lost Bloodrayne Profits 
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April 11, 2008:
Uwe Boll Launches Pro-Boll Campaign; Which Side Are You On?
In response to an online poll calling for his early retirement, German filmmaker Uwe Boll has posted a rousing video retort of his own. Pick your side as the Battle of the Boll... More...
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