BloodRayne makes me wish that Mystery-Science Theater 3000 was still on the air. This would be perfect for them.
BloodRayne (2006)
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Reviews Counted:46
Fresh:2
Rotten:44
Average Rating:2.4/10
Consensus: BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for strong bloody violence, some sexuality and nudity
Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Theatrical Release:Jan 6, 2006 Wide
Box Office: $1,550,000
Synopsis: This action-horror film is set in ancient Romania and stars Kristianna Loken (TERMINATOR 3) as Rayne, a half-human/half-vampire sworn to kill her evil tyrant vampire father (Ben Kingsley). Michael... This action-horror film is set in ancient Romania and stars Kristianna Loken (TERMINATOR 3) as Rayne, a half-human/half-vampire sworn to kill her evil tyrant vampire father (Ben Kingsley). Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, and Matthew Davis play a trio of vampire hunters who ally themselves with Rayne. Based on a video game, this film earns its R-rating by offering a lot more blood, gore, and nudity--and less CGI effects--than most of its modern vamp contemporaries. With all its swords, chained breasts, gushing arteries, and severed heads, BLOODRAYNE seems more like a welcome throwback to those great early 1980s drive-in sword and sorcery flicks. In between the slashing and gouging there are torch-lit castles, nefarious booby traps, blurry flashbacks, and aerial camera shots that swoop down through the gorgeous Carpathian landscapes. Loken, with her fangs and low-rider leather chaps, looks pretty gorgeous herself, and there's a surprising number of name actors in bit parts, including Meat Loaf (as a vamp surrounded by nubile naked concubines), Geraldine Chaplin (as a fortune teller), and--clearly having the most fun--Billy Zane as a bored vampire king plotting to take over the kingdom. It's directed by Uwe Boll, the man who gave us the video game adaptations of HOUSE OF THE DEAD and ALONE IN THE DARK. Cult cinema fans should take this one to--and through--the heart, especially for the chance to see Madsen's period costume and long hair. [More]
Starring: Kristanna Loken, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen
Starring: Kristanna Loken, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Matthew Davis, Billy Zane, Will Sanderson, Udo Kier, Meat Loaf, Michael Pare
Director: Uwe Boll
Director: Uwe Boll
Studio: Romar Entertainment
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Reviews for BloodRayne
I’m not sure what Boll sees when he looks through the director’s lens while filming each of his pictures, but I’m certain it’s something different than what the rest of us see. BloodRayne poses no threat to his reputation.
The film might be the first of its kind: something to bring Maxim subscribers, video gamers, and loyal Logo viewers together.
[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.
Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.
Madsen sounds like Mike Myer's "SNL" character "Lothar of the Hill people".
The supporting cast is mind-melting: Michael Madsen is as out of place in this Medieval milieu as Meat Loaf in a hoop skirt, and Meat Loaf is just out of place.
There's nothing certain in life except death, taxes and ... that movies based on video games are going to stink. Cue BloodRayne.
What was the point of any of it? Only 'Dr. Boll' seems to know. On second thought, based on the evidence in front of the camera, maybe he doesn't.
BloodRayne fails as mindless entertainment and as eye candy, violating the basic laws of both vampire films and cheesy videogame adaptations: It can't even suck right.
The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.
Flip to any random sequence in BloodRayne and you'll see a film professor's most vibrant nightmare.
It's time to start paying attention to the oeuvre of German director Uwe Boll. At this rate, he'll become the Ed Wood of this new movie century.
It never occurs to you to think of the film as anything other than a silly swords-and-castles tale, and a particularly ineffective one at that.
It's bad, but not painfully bad like Boll's previous two...BloodRayne is just an ordinary, formulaic sword-and-sorcery B movie with one hot sex scene.
Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail.
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