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    1. Elwood: Illinois Nazis
    2. Joliet Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis!
    – Submitted by gage l (16 months ago)
    1. Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.
    – Submitted by Michael B (21 months ago)
    1. Joliet Jake: We need $5000 bucks fast!
    2. Maury Sline: 5 grand? Who do you think you are, the Beatles?
    – Submitted by Robbie N (23 months ago)
    1. Elwood: There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
    2. Joliet Jake: Hit it!
    – Submitted by Andrew D (2 years ago)
    1. Elwood: That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.
    – Submitted by Oliver T (2 years ago)
    1. Joliet Jake: How often does the train run by here?
    2. Elwood: So often, you won't even notice.
    – Submitted by Richard F (2 years ago)
    1. Joliet Jake: We need this gig!
    2. Elwood: Were on a mission from God.
    – Submitted by Directors C (2 years ago)
    1. Joliet Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.
    – Submitted by Jeff N (2 years ago)
    1. Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
    2. Cocktail Waitress: Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country AND Western!
    – Submitted by Joel K (2 years ago)
    1. Joliet Jake: This don't look like no expressway to me!
    – Submitted by Stephen L (2 years ago)
    1. Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
    2. Joliet Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locus. It wasn't my fault. I swear to god!
    – Submitted by alex d (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Tarantino: Are you police?
    2. Elwood: No mam, we're musicians.
    – Submitted by alex d (2 years ago)
    1. Elwood: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out of prison.
    2. Joliet Jake: Yeah... so I lied to her.
    3. Elwood: You can't lie to a nun, Jake. We're gonna go in, and see the penguin.
    4. Joliet Jake: No. Fucking. Way.
    – Submitted by Tommy S (2 years ago)
    1. Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
    2. Joliet Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.
    – Submitted by Zack M (2 years ago)
    1. Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.
    – Submitted by Sean M (2 years ago)
    1. Elwood: We're on a mission from God.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Elwood: There are 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
    – Submitted by Cameron E (3 years ago)

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