A puerile comedy so appalling and unfunny, it’s like contracting the Norwalk virus at sea. Twice.
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03/23/03
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Boat Trip (2003)
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Reviews Counted:87
Fresh:6
Rotten:81
Average Rating:2.6/10
Consensus: Boat Trip is a lame, juvenile farce that's heavy on stereotypes and desperate antics but short on brains and laughs.
Theatrical Release:Mar 21, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $8,525,095
Synopsis: Hoping to get his mind off his ex-girlfriend Felicia, heart-broken Jerry decides to join his best friend Nick on a tropical singles cruise for a week of sun and possible romance. But when Jerry and... [More]
Starring: Cuba Gooding, Horatio Sanz, Will Ferrell, Vivica A. Fox
Director: Mort Nathan
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Reviews for Boat Trip
A gay-themed movie aimed squarely and exclusively at stupid straight people.
03/19/03
[A] treasure chest of side-splitting funnies!
03/23/03
It's offensive to gays and straights and everyone else with a brain.
11/19/02
Only once during the 95 minutes of Boat Trip did I laugh, and that was in response to my own joke while writing the review of this pathetic loser of a film.
03/21/03
The most objectionable thing about this film is not its crude humor or its cartoonish stereotypes, but the fact that it actually tries to deliver a moral with its story.
03/21/03
[Gooding's] performance here isn't as energetic as it is desperate.
09/11/03
As painful as you imagine it is.
12/04/03
This abysmally unfunny 'romp' is so forced and strained that it's painful to watch.
12/08/02
So forced and strained that it's painful to watch.
10/03/02
Stale slapstick and predictable, raunchy sight gags (usually involving a banana).
03/27/03
In a week when travesties like the Gwyneth Paltrow stewardess movie remind us that almost nobody in Hollywood remembers what the hell a comedy is, Boat Trip's skill and modest ambition inspire nostalgic reverence.
03/21/03
Top Critic"Boat Trip" should be towed away on a garbage scow.
03/24/03
Boat Trip never makes the effort to establish anything original.
03/24/03
Funny moments, but few and far between...this cruise is all washed up before the ship ever leaves the harbor.
03/21/03
It also has one of the most lame plots in the history of lame plots.
12/30/06
Apart from my disappointment that Roger Moore didn't use any funny Bond-related lines (let's face it, "license to drill" or "for your eyes only" would have been hilarious coming out of his mouth), the movie more than exceeded my expectations.
06/10/03
This is a movie made for nobody, about nothing.
03/21/03
Top CriticA floundering combination of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and Some Like It Hot.
03/20/03
Lacks laughs, wit or any sense of intelligence.
03/23/03
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