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  • Jack Horner: Heaven sent you here to this place, Dirk Diggler. You've been blessed.
    ‐ Submitted by Victor M (3 years ago)

  • Jack Horner: It seems to me, beneath those jeans, there's something wonderful just waiting to get out.
    ‐ Submitted by Victor M (3 years ago)

  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: I'm seventeen
    Jack Horner: You're a seventeen year old piece of gold.
    Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: Yeah, right.
    ‐ Submitted by Victor M (3 years ago)

  • Maurice T. Rodriguez: You are the foxiest bitch in ten countries.
    Amber Waves: You're such a charmer.
    ‐ Submitted by Victor M (3 years ago)

  • Rollergirl: [about Dirk] He can fuck really hard or he can fuck really gently. He's the best.
    ‐ Submitted by Ángel Raúl G (3 years ago)

  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: [standing in the kitchen at work with Jack] So, you want five or ten?
    Jack Horner: What?
    Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's ten. But if you just wanna look at it, it's only five.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, 'Dirk Diggler.'
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Amber Waves: Let me just check on something. [takes off Dirk's pants] That is a giant cock.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Buck Swope: [after being shown a magic trick by Reed] But aren't you worried about the evil forces?
    Reed Rothchild: What? Horses?
    Buck Swope: [louder] No, the evil forces!
    Reed Rothchild: Evil? Nah, man, it's an illusion. An illusion.
    Buck Swope: Yes, it's very confusing!
    Reed Rothchild: [fist pump] Thank you!
    ‐ Submitted by Ben N (3 years ago)

  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.
    ‐ Submitted by Frank M (3 years ago)

  • Buck Swope: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeff A (3 years ago)

  • Scotty: I'm such an idiot!
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (4 years ago)

  • Rollergirl: Here we go. Are we gonna fuck?
    Jack Horner: Ohhh yes!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (4 years ago)

  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: I know fucking karate.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

  • Maurice T. Rodriguez: I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

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