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Branded (2012)




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Branded is a dark and mind-bending journey into a surreal, dystopian society where corporate brands have unleashed a monstrous global conspiracy to get inside our minds and keep the population disillusioned, dependent and passive. One man's Misha (Ed Stoppard) passion to unlock the truth behind the conspiracy will lead to an epic battle with the hidden forces that really control our world. -- (C) Official Sitemore
Rating: R (for language and some sexual content)
Genre: Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Directed By: ,
Written By: Alexander Doulerain, Jamie Bradshaw
In Theaters:
On DVD: Jan 15, 2013
Box Office: $0.4M
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Ed Stoppard
as Misha Galkin
Leelee Sobieski
as Abby Gibbons
Jeffrey Tambor
as Bob Gibbons
Max von Sydow
as Marketing Guru
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Critic Reviews for Branded

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (3)

There's almost a Seussian vibe in this heap, but no hint that it's intentional.

Full Review… | September 11, 2012
Village Voice
Top Critic

To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.

Full Review… | September 10, 2012
Los Angeles Times
Top Critic

This fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative.

Full Review… | September 7, 2012
New York Times
Top Critic

Branded" is a confusing sci-fi thriller that takes itself much too seriously.

Full Review… | January 21, 2013
Movie Chambers

Satire usually implies at least a little bit of humor, and Branded is mostly humorless -- if it was ever actually trying to be funny, then it fails. If a satire should be pointed, then this movie is more on the dull side.

Full Review… | September 26, 2012
Common Sense Media

Nothing more than a freshman's first term paper for a sociology 101.

Full Review… | September 11, 2012
Boston Phoenix

Audience Reviews for Branded


A Russian advertising executive (with a British accent) develops the ability to see people's brand loyalty, which materializes as waving blobs on stalks attched to their necks, then decides he must come up with a plan to destroy all advertising. This could have made a decent a satire, but it's way too serious, preachy and hamfisted; a couple of good ideas are killed off by mediocre performances, lazy scriptwriting, and cheap, head-scratching CGI.

Greg S

Super Reviewer

I watched the full movie just to see whether it gets better later or not. Wasted my time.

Dead Angel

Super Reviewer


In "Branded," Misha(Ed Stoppard) is struck by lightning as a child. So, as an adult, he can do no better than getting a job in marketing in Moscow, working for Bob(Jeffrey Tambor) who is in reality a front for the CIA. Still, Misha has done well enough for himself to help Abby(Leelee Sobieski) get her reality program off the ground.

"Branded" aims to have some very pointed and intelligent things to say about marketing and body image but manages nothing that has already covered better by the likes of Dr, Seuss and Bill Hicks. Even then, the movie feels desperately random and all over the place, as it also tries to bring up subjects like fate. So random is it that Max von Sydow feels like he is in a different movie entirely which I am not ruling out by the way. With Ed Stoppard being a complete non-entity in the lead, that leaves the always appealing Leelee Sobieski nowhere to go. At least when the movie finally gets weird, it is actually an imaginatively looking weird.

Walter M.

Super Reviewer

Branded Quotes

Misha Galkin: Ladies and gentlemen. The Burger is dead. The growth of brands has spiraled out of control. Never before in history has it been this difficult to record growth because there is simply not enough room in the minds of consumers to hold new desires for new products. What happened in the case of fast food has fundamentally altered the market forever. A crippling anxiety has seized consumers. They're terrified the products can hurt them. A unique opportunity now stands before you. The time has come to clear a free space in the minds of consumers, where your products can live on. Today, in order to get consumers to continue to desire computers, you have to first make them lose interest in cellphones. What you need, is to convince them that the competition's brands are deadly dangerous. Destroy the market for cellphones, and eradicate the competition. For your brands to grow, they need to learn how to attack. And I know how to teach your brands to attack.
– Submitted by Typhon Q (3 years ago)
Marketing Guru: I want to talk to you today... about love. See, I have struggled to find a way to restore the people's love of your products, but it hasn't worked out. Consumers just no longer wish to buy them. When it's over, it's over. They no longer love you. The era of fast food has passed. But I do have a proposal. Something which exceeds the limits of marketing in its traditional form. A plan which will change the world. Together, we will make fat beautiful again. But first, a question. How far are you willing to go to solve your problems?
– Submitted by Typhon Q (3 years ago)
Marketing Guru: How far are you willing to go... to change the world?
– Submitted by Typhon Q (3 years ago)
Misha Galkin: Now is the time to get the truth out.
Bob Gibbons: No no no.
– Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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