Branded Reviews

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Top Critic
Andy Webster
New York Times
September 7, 2012
This fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Paul Chambers
Movie Chambers
January 21, 2013
Branded" is a confusing sci-fi thriller that takes itself much too seriously.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Common Sense Media
September 26, 2012
Satire usually implies at least a little bit of humor, and Branded is mostly humorless -- if it was ever actually trying to be funny, then it fails. If a satire should be pointed, then this movie is more on the dull side.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Monica Castillo
Boston Phoenix
September 11, 2012
Nothing more than a freshman's first term paper for a sociology 101.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
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Michael Atkinson
Village Voice
September 11, 2012
There's almost a Seussian vibe in this heap, but no hint that it's intentional.
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Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times
September 10, 2012
To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Robert Levin
Film School Rejects
September 7, 2012
This movie makes absolutely no sense.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion
September 7, 2012
The worst of the worst, but serious connoisseurs of le bad cinema shouldn't pass it up.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Scott Weinberg
TwitchFilm
September 7, 2012
It's not every day you see an ostensible satire that's never funny on purpose but is frequently hilarious by accident.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Brian Orndorf
Blu-ray.com
September 7, 2012
Its ambition is decimated by its absurdly slapdash assembly and fogged messages on the zombification of consumerism.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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