(1/2 Star) Look, I know you and your friends want to have fun on a Saturday night... you think Twilight sucks, so you see Breaking Wind on the shelf. I implore you, with all of the sanity in my soul, do not touch this piece of s**t. Breaking Wind is a complete failure of comedy and waste of time. You have three kinds of jokes: references to pop culture that make no sense, the word "vagina," or farting. If you find this funny, congratulations, you are prepubescent and have no standards.
You would think making fun of Twilight is easy, but as Vampires Suck and Breaking Wind prove in their soul-sucking unfunniness, it takes talent. There is no talent or comedic timing used in this film. I can wail and moan about this atrocity, but it doesn't deserve a minute more of my time. Breaking Wind contributes to the death of spoof films. Gone are the days of Airplane!, Spaceballs, and Naked Gun... you want spoof nowadays, you get unrated direct-to-DVD garbage that references stupid crap like TMZ and planking. Wanna have a good time with your friends? Just rent Twilight with your friends and make fun of it yourselves; I guarantee you will have more fun and you'll make better jokes than this garbage.