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Critics Consensus: Say "I Don't" To Bride Wars
Plus, Gran Torino is worth a spin, The Unborn lacks scares, and Not Easily Broken is a sincere misfire.
by Tim Ryan | January 08, 2009
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This week at the movies, we've got a bridal battle (Bride Wars, starring Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson); a cranky car enthusiast (Gran Torino, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood); mystic monsters (The Unborn, starring Odette Yustman and Gary Oldman); and marital mishaps (Not Easily Broken, starring Taraji P. Henson and Morris Chestnut). What do the critics have to say?

The stress of an upcoming wedding can drive even the most levelheaded people crazy. And, though they haven't been tasked with hiring a band or picking out a caterer, critics have also been provoked to bouts of insanity by Bride Wars. The film stars Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson as a pair of BFFs who discover they've scheduled their weddings for the same date; cattiness and sabotage ensue. The pundits say that this nominal satire studiously avoids taking anything but limp jabs at our wedding-obsessed culture; worse, the usually-winning leads are saddled with characters that aren't particularly likable -- or smart. At four percent on the Tomatometer, Bride Wars seems destined for cinematic annulment.

"Listen, I think you're cool and all, but I'd like it if you moved out of my dress."

As an actor and director, Clint Eastwood's august years have proven to be as fertile as any point in his career -- and the critics say his latest, ahem, vehicle, Gran Torino, is no exception. Eastwood stars as a curmudgeonly, racist Korean War vet whose life changes when an Asian-American boy from the neighborhood attempts to steal his prized Gran Torino. The two form an unlikely bond -- and Clint finds himself protecting the boy's family from neighborhood toughs. The pundits say Gran Torino is heartfelt, funny, and smart, featuring a sly, self-deprecating performance from one of America's most iconic actors. Certified Fresh at 74 percent on the Tomatometer, Gran Torino is worth a spin. (Check out this week's Total Recall, in which we celebrate some of cinema's stodgiest curmudgeons.)

"All things considered, I guess I do feel lucky. Do you, punk?"

Nothing spices up a horror flick like some good old time religion, right? Unfortunately, critics say The Unborn's blend of Jewish mysticism and horror tropes is bedeviled by overplotting. Odette Yustman stars as Casey, a young woman with a traumatic family history who's haunted by a demonic spirit - one that traverses the nebulous world between the living and the dead and searches for a body to inhabit. Director David S. Goyer certainly knows his way around a good script -- heck, the man penned Dark City and Batman Begins -- but critics say The Unborn is a convoluted ghost yarn that borrows liberally from The Exorcist and confounds more that frightens. At 13 percent on the Tomatometer, audiences might want to abstain from The Unborn. (Click here for our interview with Goyer, in which he discusses his five favorite films.)

"Don't stop/ believin'/ Hold on to that feeeeeeling!"

Good intentions don't necessarily make for compelling cinema. Case in point: Not Easily Broken, which critics say contains an unimpeachable message about familial responsibility, but is hampered by its sermonizing tone. Based on a novel by Bishop T.D. Jakes, Not Easily Broken stars Taraji P. Henson and Morris Chestnut as Clarice and Dave, a married couple with some serious problems. Clarice's status as the breadwinner threatens Dave's self-image, but when tragedy strikes, Dave learns to be a better man -- with plenty assist from the Man upstairs. The pundits say Not Easily Broken is sincere and well-acted but essentially generic, featuring melodramatic plotting and an intrusive voiceover. At 20 percent on the Tomatometer, this may Not be your top choice this weekend.

"I'm not moving until the Pirates make the playoffs."

Also opening this week in limited release:

  • Silent Light, Carlos Reygadas' examination of faith and love in a Mennonite community, is at 80 percent.

  • The Danish import Just Another Love Story, a neo-noir with twists, turns, mistaken identity, infidelity, and amnesia, is at 80 percent.

  • Yonkers Joe, starring Chazz Palminteri as an aging gambler who's looking for one last score while facing up to parental responsibility, is at 50 percent.

Recent Anne Hathaway Movies:

  • 87% -- Rachel Getting Married (2008)
  • 21% -- Passengers (2008)
  • 53% -- Get Smart (2008)
  • 57% -- Becoming Jane (2007)
  • 76% -- The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

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Comments (1-20 of 26 posts) | Reply
ledawg1138
ledawg1138 writes:
on Jan 08 2009 04:24 PM

Those little comments are very funny.

This Friday, "Bride Wars" is released... God help us all. Remeber when movies were good... me neither. "Briide Wars" looks like an insult to... humanity. It looks worse than "The Women". Hopefully this is the worst of the year. Probaly not.


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Hector A.
Hector A. writes:
on Jan 08 2009 05:18 PM

The Women wasnt bad.

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Speaker for the Films
Speaker for the Films writes:
on Jan 08 2009 05:55 PM

What a way to start 09. Huhh. Unfourtenetly, it doesn't look like we'll be having a Cloverfield anytime soon. March, March, March...

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indiefilmfan2
indiefilmfan2 writes:
on Jan 08 2009 07:13 PM

Gran Torino is an excellent film. It's disappointing that it's not getting the same level of awards buzz as others. Yonkers Joe is going nowhere in theaters since it's already debuted on tv (HDNet).

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Random_Jake
Random_Jake writes:
on Jan 08 2009 08:33 PM

When I see movies like these it only makes me long for the day I can see UP even more.

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jokerboy1991
jokerboy1991 writes:
on Jan 08 2009 08:46 PM

LOL another january equals another *****ty month of films, except last year we got Cloverfield which was so much fun. Goyer is a good writer but obviously not a good director, I hope someone else does The Invisible Man.

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ledawg1138
ledawg1138 writes:
on Jan 08 2009 10:12 PM

*****ty month? That's the understatement of the year.

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ledawg1138
ledawg1138 writes:
on Jan 08 2009 10:16 PM

By the way, read Roger Eberts review of "Bride Wars". It's what makes the film worthwhile... almost. No review is that good.

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timztoyboxx
timztoyboxx writes:
on Jan 08 2009 10:17 PM

RE: Gran Torino
Next time you write a review, make sure your spell-checker is turned "on." For example: "... a sly, self-depricating performance..." The word is self-deprecating.


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Alex M.
Alex M. writes:
on Jan 08 2009 10:29 PM

CLOVERFIELD was the only good thing last january

and i already saw TAKEN and i think it'll be good. actionwise, it's frikkin tight. liam neeson is so good actingwise lol.
i hope it won't get bad reviews


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danterandal19
danterandal19 writes:
on Jan 08 2009 11:18 PM

In reply to this comment (#2239465)
I'm not sure about you guys, but I also loved "Rambo" from last year as well- just a straight up kick-*** movie.

I want to see "Gran Torino", might end up seeing "The Wrestler" and in all honesty, the goddess that is Odette Yustman can get me to see anything, even "Meet the Spartans 2: Electric Boogaloo"


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mjmccash
mjmccash writes:
on Jan 09 2009 02:00 AM

In reply to this comment (#2238648)
RT on "The Women": Consensus: "The Women is a toothless remake of the 1939 classic, lacking the charm, wit and compelling protagonists of the original". Tomatometer was 13%.

When a movie gets virtually universally panned such as "The Women" and someone makes a remark that the "movie wasn't bad", they lose their credibility as being a decent judge of motion picture art. Then such comments invariably get dismissed and ignored. Just so you know...


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ledawg1138
ledawg1138 writes:
on Jan 09 2009 09:40 AM

Ummm, I don't wanna sound stupid, but are they making a Meet the Spartans 2? If so, I need to go the underground fortress.

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unbreakable_samurai
unbreakable_samurai writes:
on Jan 09 2009 10:49 AM

I'll be checking out Gran Torino. As for the month of January it does mostly look like crap, but Taken does look good, and Inkheart actually looks kinda promising.

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frozen01
frozen01 writes:
on Jan 09 2009 01:46 PM

In reply to this comment (#2239729)
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
For example, absolutely everyone thought WALL*E was, like, the Second Coming (something like 98% on RT?)
I thought it was boring and creepy in the beginning, with almost no plot for about 45 minutes. Why should we even care about a robot falling in love? There were some beautiful and fun moments around that point (45 minutes in), but even they dragged on. This is when I started getting the feeling that they just didn't have anything more to say, so they were just filling it up with scenes that people would find pretty or cute. Then, when things actually started happening, the ending felt incredibly rushed, and it ended just as I was starting to get interested. Nothing was all that special about the movie... almost everything in the plot had already been done and done better (except for maybe that really creepy part where WALL*E cared for the shut-down EVA... reminded me of someone who can't bear the that his loved one passed deciding to walk her around and such ala Weekend at Bernies. Like I said, creepy.) When I asked around why people thought it was so great, when the conversation boiled down to it, I either got "I just liked it, I don't know why" or "it was good *for a cartoon*". Hmmmm.
Overall, the whole thing felt like a good 20-30 minute long Pixar "short" with about 50-60 minutes of filler.
Obviously, I'm not in the majority with regards to WALL*E. But most movies, I tend to agree with popular opinion. I'm sure you have your own examples of this, so lay off on beating up hector, okay?


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rle4lunch
rle4lunch writes:
on Jan 09 2009 02:17 PM

Kate Hudson is cute but Anne Hathaway and those crazy eyes scare the sh.it out of me. She looks psycho!

As for each of their movies, the mostly suck. But seeing Kate half naked through Fool's Gold kept me interested.


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Tyrant
Tyrant writes:
on Jan 09 2009 03:37 PM

In reply to this comment (#2240618)
So I'm not the only one who thinks her eyes are creepy....good to know.

Danterandal19, I loved Rambo too, pretty fun movie.


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brandon s.
brandon s. writes:
on Jan 09 2009 05:08 PM

Looks like Hollywood is dumpy their garbage in January/February yet again. Gran Torino looks interesting, but in all honesty I'm kind of burnt out on ol' Eastwood- great director, but as an actor he seems very "one-note" to me. I mean, when he hits his mark he is on fire, but its always the same character...much like Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino- all great actors, but they are typecast to the point of irrelevance these days. I mean, when was the last time DeNiro was riveting in a performance? 'Heat' I think was the last time...maybe I'm forgetting something but you get my point. Anyway, yeah, the first time I saw a preview for 'Bride Wars' I immediately thought "wow, another waste of time and money"...it seems like Hollywood releases these tepid, harmless, pointless "rom-coms" every month to satiate the mind-numbed housewives of America, its disgusting. That being said, since I have held off on seeing most of the Oscar contenders until now, I think my January at the movies will be just fine (:

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ledawg1138
ledawg1138 writes:
on Jan 09 2009 07:24 PM

Lucky. I got nothin'. Hopefully the DVD market will brighten my day.

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Mr. Dufresne
Mr. Dufresne writes:
on Jan 09 2009 08:01 PM

In reply to this comment (#2240584)
Whatever, WALL-E was the best of last year for me (even better than the beloved Dark Knight, which wasn't at all bad, but not THAT great).
btw, I'm with you, Random_Jake. As of now, UP is the only movie coming out this year that I have a HUGE desire to see.


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