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Bruiser (2000)

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Horror-meister George Romero directs this thriller about a 99-pound weakling who strikes back at everyone who has wronged him in the past. Henry Creedlow (Jason Flemyng) works at a fashion mag called Bruiser for the short-fused, dictatorial Miles Styles (Peter Stormare). Henry spends much of his day fantasizing about killing himself and killing others, particularly his nagging wife Janine (Nina Garbiras). After learning that Miles is shagging his wife and that his stockbroker best friend

Oct 9, 2001

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It's fascinating in an overwrought kind of way, and even though it was not filmed in Pittsburgh, it's still filled with all of Romero's usual touches.

October 23, 2008 Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Comment
Combustible Celluloid

Never scary or suspenseful, and only succeeds at being sleazy and unpleasant. It's easy to see why this stinker never got a theatrical release.

February 17, 2006 Comment
FulvueDrive-in.com

Dark, ugly, violent, and bleak. Fun times for all!

April 3, 2005 Comment
eFilmCritic.com

a strange hybrid of 'Phantom of the Opera' and Sam Raimi's 'Dark Man'

October 24, 2004 Full Review Source: Sex Gore Mutants | Comment
Sex Gore Mutants

Bruiser is clearly meant to operate as both a social satire and horror flick, but it's effective in neither realm.

May 7, 2003 Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Comment
Reel Film Reviews

The humor is vacuous and the story lacks subtlety.

March 14, 2002 Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Comment
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

A fairy tale worth telling for Romero who, even in his minor failures, exposes by example the dearth of significance and heart in the majority of today's lifeless knock-offs.

December 30, 2001 Full Review Source: Film Freak Central | Comment
Film Freak Central

Bruiser may be a lightweight in the Romero canon, but he's still able to deliver the goods.

October 29, 2001 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Comment
Filmcritic.com

Bruiser is very adept at getting its point across.

January 1, 2000 Comment
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Audience Reviews for Bruiser

George Romero has been responsible for some of the greatest horror films of all time (Night of the Living Dead among others), and some that are more misunderstood (Season of the Witch, Monkey shines). "Bruiser", clearly falls in the latter category, which is not to say its a bad movie, but that the "theme" of the film

May 15, 2008
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David Ladd

Super Reviewer

George A. Romero makes good movies, right? Zombie movies anyway, this one sucked. The only cool part was how freaky his mask looked, and that he imagined holding a womans head down on a train track for cutting in front of him. Otherwise it made no sense, except that it was some sort of metaphor for his face becoming

March 30, 2008
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Curtis Lilly

Super Reviewer

    1. Henry Creedlow: We make heat.
    – Submitted by Jacob D (9 months ago)

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