C Me Dance Reviews

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Bill Gibron
PopMatters
June 13, 2010
By the end, when righteousness is battling the demonic for ultimate control of the cosmos, all we care about is how tenuous the lighting, acting, cinematography, and this film's grip on reality truly is.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 14, 2009
I'm just going to summarize C Me Dance with two simple words: HOLY CRAP!
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
April 7, 2009
That Jesus' hand is played by the same guy who is Satan's stunt double surely qualifies as blasphemy of some sort.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/5
Top Critic
Gary Goldstein
Los Angeles Times
April 3, 2009
It's fine to know your audience and cater to its entertainment needs, but even the most devout viewer subjected to Robbins' ham-fisted film might think, "OK, now tell me something I don't already know."
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com
April 3, 2009
So relentlessly dreadful it almost needs to be seen to be believed. However, that would require 85 minutes of your time that I cannot recommend be wasted on something as ludicrous and shamefully unprofessional as this movie.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Top Critic
Luke Y. Thompson
L.A. Weekly
April 2, 2009
Its hilarious ineptitude makes it border on becoming a cult classic for the ages... and we're not talking religious cult.
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