• PG-13, 1 hr. 36 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Ben Stiller
    In Theaters:
    Jun 14, 1996 Wide
    On DVD:
    Aug 8, 2000
  • Sony Pictures Home Entertainment

The Cable Guy Quotes

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    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: You know, from this angle, you look just like Dizzy Gillespie. Salt Peanuts! Salt peanuts!
    – Submitted by Redwan A (7 months ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Right into the buckle. That's gotta hurt, Gene!
    – Submitted by russell b (12 months ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I learned the facts of life - from watching "The Facts of Life."
    – Submitted by russell b (12 months ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: That's your sweet spot, right there.
    – Submitted by Ben O (18 months ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Everything was going so well, why are you ding this Stephen? I made you breakfast and we were eating... The scramby eggs!
    – Submitted by Haleigh M (20 months ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I JUST WANNA HANG OUT! NO BIG DEAL!
    – Submitted by Rob N (20 months ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: You could be fined up to 5,000 dollars and spend six months in a correctional facilily!
    – Submitted by Megan L (21 months ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: The problem with real life is there's no danger music.
    – Submitted by Truman B (2 years ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I gotcha the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants.
    – Submitted by Morgan L (2 years ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: This concludes our broadcast day. Click.
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Sounds like heart break to me
    2. Steven Kovacs: Well I really don't want to discuss it with you. Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.
    3. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!
    – Submitted by George B (2 years ago)
    1. Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Himself: Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico, they just don't have the regulations!
    – Submitted by Charles N (2 years ago)

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