Caffeine (2007)





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A cozy coffeehouse serves as the setting for director John Cosgrove's over-caffeinated tale of sexual peccadilloes and complicated relationships starring Mena Suvari, Katherine Heigl, and Breckin Meyer. It's a typical lunch hour in London, and The Black Cat Café is fast filling up with patrons whose sexual lives have become a tangled web of infidelity, kinky idiosyncrasies, and betrayal. Stoned on some of the most potent weed in jolly old England, a neurotic young commitment-phobe attempts to … More

Rating: R (for sexual content, language and some drug use)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Dean Craig
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On DVD: Apr 24, 2007
First Look Pictures - Official Site


as Vanessa

as Charlie

as Gloria

as Annoying Lady

as Porn Star

as Lucy, Vanessa's Gra...

as Naughty Nurse

as Tarty Girl No.1

as Tarty Girl No.2

as Customer No.4

as David

as Mr. Davies
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Critic Reviews for Caffeine

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (5)

About as appetizing as a pot of dishwater coffee.

Full Review… | March 16, 2007
Los Angeles Times
Top Critic

The claustrophobic and poorly executed Caffeine is either a play in search of a movie or a movie in search of a play but, either way, it's searching for the wrong thing.

March 16, 2007
Hollywood Reporter
Top Critic

[An] overly antic coffeehouse comedy.

Full Review… | March 15, 2007
L.A. Weekly
Top Critic

A witless examination of relationships and day jobs, Cosgrove's would-be comedy finds little humor in issues of infidelity, heartbreak (and bodily functions), resulting in a film that's hopelessly amateurish and creatively destitute.

Full Review… | March 6, 2007
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Full Review… | February 23, 2012
Top Critic

Overall, those are 88 minutes I desperately wish I could get back.

Full Review… | August 23, 2008

Audience Reviews for Caffeine

I feel guilty rating this a three in case anyone actually thinks it's good and rents it out on my recommendation! However, it did manage to hold my attention, maybe due to the horror of Mena Suvari and an "uglifed" Katherine Heigl, doing really bad English accents. Why they didn't just leave this set in the US and use their own accents, I have no idea, it would have worked just as well, and there was no real reason for it to be set in the UK anyhow! I rated it a three because that's kind of my "average" rating, and I did find it interesting enough to watch it all the way through, (which I originally doubted I would be able to do!), and found it okay even with the bad acting, bad accents and bad story! Rent at your own risk!

Nicki Marie

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Any movie that is based in a coffee shop in London is okay by me. This cafe just happens to be full of very disturbing characters and it was entertaining in a strange way.

Heather Metzger

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