Caffeine (2006)
Average Rating: 3.2/10
Reviews Counted: 9
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 9
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Critic Reviews: 3
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 3
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A cozy coffeehouse serves as the setting for director John Cosgrove's over-caffeinated tale of sexual peccadilloes and complicated relationships starring Mena Suvari, Katherine Heigl, and Breckin Meyer. It's a typical lunch hour in London, and The Black Cat Café is fast filling up with patrons whose sexual lives have become a tangled web of infidelity, kinky idiosyncrasies, and betrayal. Stoned on some of the most potent weed in jolly old England, a neurotic young commitment-phobe attempts to
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Mena Suvari
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Marsha Thomason
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Katherine Heigl
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Andrew Lee Potts
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Mike Vogel
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Breckin Meyer
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Callum Blue
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Mark Pellegrino
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Roz Witt
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Sonya Walger
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Orlando Seale
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Bridget Ann Brno
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Andrew Ableson
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All Critics (10) | Top Critics (4) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (9) | DVD (2)
About as appetizing as a pot of dishwater coffee.
Top CriticThe claustrophobic and poorly executed Caffeine is either a play in search of a movie or a movie in search of a play but, either way, it's searching for the wrong thing.
A witless examination of relationships and day jobs, Cosgrove's would-be comedy finds little humor in issues of infidelity, heartbreak (and bodily functions), resulting in a film that's hopelessly amateurish and creatively destitute.
Overall, those are 88 minutes I desperately wish I could get back.
It's the movie equivalent of lukewarm coffee and day-old cake.
all talk and no action.
A largely unfunny, predictable, and tired crisscross of any number of lowbrow sitcom plots.
[An] overly antic coffeehouse comedy.
While I realize that the sophomoric angst served up here is some people's cup of java, it's artificially sweetened enough to drive me to herbal tea.
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