It never lives up to the promise, due to a lack of directorial focus that lets everything slip out of control. But it's pretty good fun while it lasts.
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04/09/05
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The Calcium Kid (2004)
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Reviews Counted:5
Fresh:0
Rotten:5
Average Rating:3.9/10
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:2004
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Bloom gives a performance that's as bland as a pint of semi-skimmed.
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